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I nearly booked for Buenos Aires but from Madrid. I was going to have a night in Spain first. Never went in the end.

Who finished third in the 2011/12 season? Haven't a clue. I know who finished second though!

If you've only been to Wales and America then what took you to Frankfurt Airport? You changed flights before heading to Rhyl?

My all time comedy hero is Frank Skinner. He was the mid 90's in many ways.

It was Albania v Wales so we stopped in Tirana and travelled to Elbasan for the match. Lost 1-0. Albanians rendered my wall for me in London and the chef team in my last place of work were Albanian too. I'm fond of black hair and brown eyes on a girl so we had some good sights with the ladies...

I took last season's derby defeats very badly. Especially the home one. Our club's name then got dragged through the mud over the racism allegations. I did stay out for a pint on the Saturday night but just in silence alone.

They were friendly and hospitable people. I didn't hear of any trouble etc. We had about 1500 Welsh over. My cab driver from the airport to my hotel was the Albanian Victor Meldrew. Such a funny bloke who appeared to hate his job.

I've endured attempted pick pocketing in Paris, a taxi scam in Tbilisi, a hostess bar in Istanbul, football thugs in Belgrade and yobs in Seville too. Tirana pubs weren't selling any of the cheaper drinks despite them being on the menu. Three or four places all insisted it was Carlsberg or...

Some of you lucky people seeing bands like The Smiths. I can only dream of that.

I can't see it being called off. Television calls the shots now.

Shall we just field ten men instead?

I know both of those countries. Someone in my place of work had never heard of Georgia and a man in the pub thought I was going to America. The look on his face when I said it was via Istanbul... He couldn't understand. The fact I'm having egg and chips for dinner indicates I'm not a vegan...

I've known different nationalities speaking to each other in English as the language they both mutually understand. Icelandic Sunna and Swedish Ingela always spoke to each other in English. Both stunners, of course. It was the same in Berlin. Some Swedish lads were on a beano and the barman...

The lady in the kebab shop in Baku, Azerbaijan couldn't speak a word of English. Ordering from a menu in Azerbaijani (if that's the lingo?!) was an adventure.

Wolves are a very generous 5/1 to beat City tonight with bet365. I'd never bet against City but that's higher than I expected. This will be a tough match.

Sophie the Cat was hours of fun. She was very arrogant and talkative but you could break her down eventually. I had a metre long length of string and she'd attack it. You'd try and pull it away and she'd get really angry and fight like her life depended on it. I could play with the cat all day...

I had a gourmet burger and chips in a little fryer basket served on a wooden board in Berlin and the waiter had no idea where Wales was. I'm all "Manic Street Preachers" "Gareth Bale" and he still smiles politely. The steward on the flight to Istanbul was convinced I was a Liverpool fan because...

At Hereford, they tried to transfer the lease to another company with a view to redevelop the Edgar Street ground. It failed spectacularly and they were wound up in court. They were clowns. A convicted thief and a serial bankrupt con artist. Clearly fronting the deal for a perennial stadium...

-"Hey! Friend! Where you from?" -"Wales!" -"Oh Wales! Yeah!" -"Do you know where Wales is?" -"No!" Istanbul was slightly too full on for my liking although I will go back. I'd like to take a boat across the Bosporus and get to Fenerbahche's ground that way. There was lots of diversity in terms...

I'd like to go to Iceland. I was also due in Finland for the Nations League earlier this month but that was soon stopped. I used to know an Icelandic girl back in the day. Single handedly the most eccentric lady I've ever known in my life. She was brilliant but absolutely nuts.