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I forgot about Gill, hope his arse turns into a blood orange

Rags, dippers, Wenger, Mick Quinn, Saggers and all the other moaning fuckers will be frothing at the mouth if this goes ahead, i'm loving it, good luck to PSG and Barca hope they stick 2 fingers up to everyone

Sturridge could get injured playing tiddlywinks

Munchen been on the Bratwurst

Shit atmosphere, empty seats, wonder if the reporters on Suddeutsche Zeitung have had their red markers out:)

Haha, don't know, seen it on my mates phone, about 30 Blues went on a fellow City fans 50th birthday doo, mind she scrubbed up well for a Yorkie pensioner...until her teeth came out, never been to Benidorm myself, it looks ...eeerrrr ...interesting

That big Yorkshire bar will have it on, mind after about 5 minutes you will have some scraggy/pissed 68 year old pensioner from Leeds out on her Grandaughters hen party trying to nosh you off with her false teeth out as happened to my mate last year;)

Aaahh right, just assumed it would be straight forward royalties, cheers:)

Everett was a genius, sadly sadly missed

Exactly, and how many of these big lumps would get into City's starting 11? answer, None They are miles behind us and mourinho knows it

Every time i hear Rod Stewart i just automatically think of Kenny Everett and his expanding blow up arse in tight leopard skin pants, i can't take the bloke serious after seeing that

Wonder what Marc Bolan would be like today if he had not met an untimely early death, his family must still be making millions with all his tunes used in adverts on TV

D.G.I.A.C.

Matic just signed, fuck me desperation stakes, he's shite

What they saying?

Rag newsagent near us always giving it the big un, offered him a £20 bet to Christies charity this morning that we will finish above them, he wouldn't take it

Can't complain about the right up in the Telegraph online, very fair

If you work for a wank chairman some of the shit is bound to rub off on you, just button it Poch and look after your team

Kelly's heroes

Yup, my Nieces and their friends will watch it over and over, worked with lots of under 30s and they love it, might have something to do with Swayze dying