United thread 2017/18

[Blue_Rossy]

think its case of being guilty of just being dopey bastards in general :)

 

[TheBlueDune]

"Centre-back Phil Jones has been charged with directing abusive language towards the doping control officer, in addition to being accused of a "lack of co-operation and respect", according to a statement from UEFA.
As a result, Jones has been handed a two-match European ban and fined £4,500, while Dutch defender Daley Blind has been charged with violation and non-compliance of the procedure, and has also been hit with a £4,500 fine.
According to a number of reports, Blind was reluctant to take the test as requested as he wanted to celebrate with his teammates following their 2-0 victory over Ajax, which secured a return to the Champions League.
Man United have three days to appeal the decision from UEFA"

Abusing a doping officer is pretty odd behaviour.

Perhaps he thought he was taking the piss.

 

[dickie davies]

with a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone
Why don't the testers fuck off home

 

[roj]

Perhaps he thought he was taking the piss.

..but he just had something stuck in his teeth

 

[yeah whatever !!]

The last time Phil Jones took a doping test the control tester officer said well done Mr Jones you passed,-- You're a dope.

 

[mat]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/phil-jones-banned-daley-blind-10906484?1

http://www.itv.com/news/2017-07-31/man-united-fined-over-anti-doping-infringements/

United charged with breaching UEFA's anti-doping regulations for a 'lack of co-operation and lack of respect'.

United fined €10,000.
Phil Jones banned for 2 games and charged €5,000.
Daley Blind fined €5,000.

Is this all over SSN on continuous loop for next 48 hours?

 

[babyape]

Reluctant to take a test eh... it's not like they have history of this sort of..... oh, wait....

 

[Xiphos]

Matic just signed, fuck me desperation stakes, he's shite

 

[Vienna_70]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/phil-jones-banned-daley-blind-10906484?1

http://www.itv.com/news/2017-07-31/man-united-fined-over-anti-doping-infringements/

United charged with breaching UEFA's anti-doping regulations for a 'lack of co-operation and lack of respect'.

United fined €10,000.
Phil Jones banned for 2 games and charged €5,000.
Daley Blind fined €5,000.

There is no suggestion that either player was guilty of doping.

They're just dopes!

 

[discopop]

Matic just signed, fuck me desperation stakes, he's shite

For a 40 M+ signing a 3 year deal seems very odd