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Fucking vegans

Who the fuck drinks tea without milk? Do you shit with your underpants on?

I didn’t sleep for a week when we signed Rolando Bianchi

Yorkshire tea or nothing

Wonder what they will say if he ever wins it with us? What excuse will they use to bash him. He hasn’t got any hair, his T-shirt’s are too small for him, he doesn’t like gravy, he prefers PG Tips over Tetley...

Levy can’t keep Kane when he doesn’t want to be there. Gone too far now he has to sell him for what he’s worth or have a player who is unhappy. Kane will leave Spurs now. I reckon we’ll get him for 120 million ish not 180 not going to price him out the market to keep a player who clearly wants...

Is there a more cringey phrase than referring to a footballer who moves teams as a “snake”. Get a grip lad

What an emotional wreck

Silly twat has no reputation or any league titles so what the fuck is he on about haha

Bet Grealish is having second thoughts after being unfollowed on all social media by this Cnut

There’s more chance of Grealish playing centre mid than a winger. Do they not know Pep these pundits ?

All parties involved? No shit. Be pointless negotiation if it was just City talking to themselves ffs who is this clown

God needs to learn about capital letters after full stops ffs

The next we will hear about this is he’s signed the contract at villa or a picture of him at The Etihad in a city shirt. It’s only been 2 days since the bid went in, these things take time when there a lot of money involved

There could be tears

If there is a double unveiling on Thursday the flags will be at half mast at Sky Sports News studio

Hopefully city can afford to buy him some shorts that fit

They’ll be calling him Michael Kane from Tottingham next. SSN employ Mark Wright, as soon as they did that they lost all remaining credibility

They’ve just paid £50M for Ben White