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Unbelievable. Who could write such unadulterated garbage? He (or she) needs exposing.

The revival starts here.

No chance. Umited will get Tamworth, and we will be away at Tottenham.

Good shout. Not a great player, but worked his socks off for City.

So 127 of you think we will win? Are you all mad?

You could have guessed it - sure enough, on this morning's sports round up on BBC Radio Four: "Another of those European nights at Anfield last night.... " etc, etc.

Nice to see Raymond Glendenning getting a mention.......ah, my past heroes....... he did everything, boxing, horse racing, football - but not cricket or golf.

I told this joke a few pages back, only more concisely/ Still, each to his own.....

Thank you for using "criterion" properly. So many think "criteria" is a singular noun, for some reason. The same as "phenomenon/phenomena". It's nice to see English being used properly, even if it is basically a Bit of classical Greek grammar.

Now then, now then.................

Same here. It was embarrassing. IIRC, it was John Bond's last game - he said "I've gone as far as I can with this team." Ijust hope Pep doesn't do the same after Saturday.

He might be top dog in Portugal, but the PL is a different kettle of fish (if that's not a mixed metaphor). Let's see what he can do here before everybody gets too giddy. David Moyes was supposed to be the next star young English manager......

You fear the worse than what? Or do you mean the worst?

Bacharach only wrote the music. Hal David was responsible for the lyrics. It was originally written to go with a film of the same title but in the event it never appeard in the film,

Th death the other day of the singer Jack Jones at 88 reminded me of one of his hits, "Wives and Lovers", which was written for him by the estimable team of Burt Bacharach and Hal David. Some of the lyrics are just a tad sexist..... "Hey, little girl, comb your hair, fix your make-up Soon he...

Be funny if GPC awoke to find Van Nistekrooy's head in his bed.......

Is Van Nistelrooy the new Ole Gunnar Solskjaer?

I think you mean "alternative". "Alternate" means every other, e.g. "I work on alrnate Saturdays", that is, every other Saturday. Just thought you'd like to know.

This "pour me a glass" joke was the very first joke on the joke thread and dates back to 2011 (se page one of the joke thread). Can we give it a decent burial?