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Pint of water, Does it make you piss the bed?

Your not wrong, looking at my Grandfather clock whilst wearing my Harley-davidson socks!

We cannot get rid of em all , Zin, Ake,Raz,Gabby,Bernardo,Fernandinho,

No its the guy who sang Blue Velvet.

Shirt shifters, Gis a job!

Still not signed anyone yet! Ronnie wont be happy.

He was a boring, you would not like to be stuck in a lift with him, Unless he had his bag of cans with him

I thought he had disappeared,he is just raising cash for his next flutter. What happened to, you'll never wank alone Collymore?

Did he score?

Kalvin Phillips agrees.

We will be havin Marc Cucurella and your wigs!

Can we please have Britney Spears our new blue fan singing, Oops!... We Did It Again!

Son of My Father Song by Chicory Tip Its the winner

Errrrrrrrrrrrr The Fake Rushie.

Manchester United could be sent into panic stations as Cristiano Ronaldo reportedly wants to quit the club this summer. This headline in The Sun made me smile. Siuuuuuuuuu.dry your eyes rags!

Already missing those cheekbones! Loved watching Jesus and his phone celebration. He is a winner and will do the business wherever he lands.

If utd sign De jong, he will be described as the next Franz Beckenbauer.

The Geordies are the biggest threat that Manchester United are about to encounter. 1,They are after the same players and making every deal harder. 2. They are going to ambush the top 6,pushing the rags back further. 3. Putting so much pressure on the new utd boss,they will sack him and they...

If Harry Smallmouth wants to dive let it be,its non of our business. We have the Beast, the new kid on the block, Haaland! If spurs want Jesus its double the asking price.

I think the ball boys should have a spare ball each all game. Everton in particular change this to suit in game, if they are winning all balls vanish.