United Thread - 2022/23

[Colin Bells Boots]

If he doesn't move, he'll become shit overnight.

Or not wanted anyway.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Anthony Elanga almost breaks world record as he prepares for Man United return

The 20-year-old has been wasting no time as he prepares to report back for pre-season training.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Wrong sport being played.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Anthony Elanga almost breaks world record as he prepares for Man United return

The 20-year-old has been wasting no time as he prepares to report back for pre-season training.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Wrong sport being played.

Breaking news - 20 year old rag player ( nearly ) wins high jump event .

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Breaking news - 20 year old rag player ( nearly ) wins high jump event .

They really have nothing else to talk about.
It should come in handy once he learns to be a diving cheating twat like the rest of them

 

[KS55]

Are they not mildly concerned that their "world-class" manager seems to have a transfer policy no deeper than "sign guys who looked good in the Eredivise during my time there"?

Who else will sign for them?

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Signing Cunts Up Maliciously.

In short, as someone once said on here, S.C.U.M.

Said only ‘once’?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

They really have nothing else to talk about.
It should come in handy once he learns to be a diving cheating twat like the rest of them

He will be able to dive from a greater height for more effect and free kicks, penalties etc.

 

[havefaith]

Something to brghten up everyone's day :-) deluded w*****s

 

[skiddypants]

Still not signed anyone yet!
Ronnie wont be happy.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

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Still not signed anyone yet!
Ronnie wont be happy.

When they do though he will be the greatest ever player in the history of football.