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Bet he sucks off his own nose while watching the rags

That's some injury list. Not that the media will mention it

Great film

Jose openly putting himself in the shop window.... yet again

Invidious, now that's a word. Excellent

Fuck everything that's not football. Leave the rest of the shit to the wanting politicians

Didn't Ten Hag ban some of the media for asking certain questions he didn't like?

And every cup game

Thought he'd had an electric shock when his boot come off on Sunday. He was confused as to whether to dive or not... because it was near the touchline

How old is David Silva's lad these days?

Too true. It only tends to work when the sock is rock solid and smells of ammonia My mate says

I'd say right. Also they must get royalties for every time they're called by their full title during games. Manchester United this, Manchester United that. Sometimes over 60 times in a game

I remember walking through Bury outdoor market one Wednesday dinnertime about 20 yrs ago and walked past a bunch of school girls buying their lunch from a stall. I had to double take when I saw the name of the stall above the hatch.... 'Grandpa's Sausage'. I kid you not

Going 11 pts clear of us is still not enough for them. They still need to be seen as victims

The only chants I heard I didn't recognise. Think they were in Chinese

Every cup match/round they play is on TV.

Glad that draw is over. My ears are still ringing with the words Manchooster Nited

I thought he said waxing his 10" cock at the swamp. I might of lip read it wrong though

Do you have a Millwall tattoo on your funbags? If not then they're not worth talking about

Too busy showing all it's viewers the kop's rendition of "you're getting sacked in the morning" to Pep