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A poster called rascal Gave me his last pastle A poster called de niro Said fuck off, its supply and demand, £10 please

if you could stretch it to 12 minutes then im free

Some beardy bloke told me it was a specialist site for like minded adults.

Sparks

Cant wait to get my new glasses tomorrow. Ive just spent 30 minutes trying to think of a welding song

I may have met fetlocks at some time but i dont know, but he knows i dont know and i know he doesn't know. Judging by the lads he knows that i know that he knows fetters is probably a good lad. Cant really say. Know what i mean?

Does that mean you have 2 beards.

I couldnt work out why nothing was happening on this video, then i noticed your a bass player.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj8LgRq-QkE Maine Road.

cut down your halftime quota from 7 to 5 pints and stop drinking girly drinks on a sunday. A quiet sunday session (probably 10 pints) of joey holts should set you up for the week.

Overrated sport. I was going faster on a bit of cardboard on the hills of the medlock, and i was only 10.

Re: Mexican Drug Lord home after being raided Where were the mexican equivalent of the DWP when this was going on. If hes not signing on or doing paid work they must have known he was up to no good.

I was listening to LBC radio a few weeks ago when this gem happened.The old lady in question sounded like her off eastenders with the dog.It went something like this. DJ..And next on the line is doris who im led to believe went to school with sir cliff. What was he like? Doris. Ooo he was a...

You shit in your garden?

female-skewing? Looking forward to that one. Big lasses i hope.

Feckin glory hunter.

I am supposed to wear glasses all the time but ive yet to do this while going outside. I only let on to people who let on to me first, mainly because i aint got a feckin clue who they are. Sometimes i can make out their shape and call them by name. Usually its allright mate and then im left...

Will you be bearing any gifts.