Morrissey & Cliff Richard....

[nelsons willie]

I was listening to LBC radio a few weeks ago when this gem happened.The old lady in question sounded like her off eastenders with the dog.It went something like this.

DJ..And next on the line is doris who im led to believe went to school with sir cliff. What was he like?
Doris. Ooo he was a luvly lad very well mannered.Always well dressed and always had lots of friends, especially girls. Then of course we found out he was ga..
DJ.. cough splutter, you found out he was a singer doris?
Doris...laughing... o yeah thats right, we found out he was a singer.

 

[jimharri]

Let me see;

''Christmas time,
mistletoe and wine,
children singing Christian rhyme''

Or....

''I was happy in the haze
of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now''

That's a difficult choice.

Anyway; it won't be the first time the support act outperforms the headline act.

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

Good place for a hand grenade, get rid of them both at the same time.

 

[liveandletdive]

Come on Phil, we both know you had a couple of Cliff songs on your jukebox, and I'm sure I heard you humming congratulations once...;-)