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My wife bought me a red lacoste t shirt once. I went upstairs and hung it up in my non football supporting sons wardrobe. My nephew offered me his Golf GTD at a brilliant price but I could not take it as it was red. Think he was testing my resolve the young rag. In hindsight I should have bought...

Buy a new pair.

Phillips A mate of mine sadly past now called his Postman The Man from Cairo as he delivered his Giro. The postman has been called that ever since even though I don't get a giro.

Don't think this lad ever saw a Punt how long has the Euro been currency in Ireland?

I didn't make a sound I was dumbfounded. I'd had £10.00 @ 75/1 on Fowler to score first and us to win 3-1 and the little fucker decides to smack it off the underside of the crossbar with full time approaching and me £760 richer. I stopped betting on Derby matches after that.

Fair play to you fella looks amazing.

I remember those toilets in Piccadilly early 80's holding my breath before I descended the stairs. Starlings everywhere too in Piccadilly. On another note do you still get the fella offering a spray of Eau de Cologne in Nightclub toilets for a quid?

No in Alanya and Turkler where I am based

Only in Staffordshire.

What's this new fad of calling Railway stations Parkway? Bristol Parkway, Liverpool South Parkway, Horwich Parkway? They are feckin Train Stations.

Hank Marvin The Shadows Apache

I spotted a Zinchenco double in Alanya. I went over to his table and showed his party a picture of him to them in a City shirt. They were all laughing then they started throwing stuff at the Zinchenco lookalike. " You Uki, We Ruski" they were saying laughing and in jest may I add. Zinchenco...

Not even on the bench today has he got that gastric bug that has been going around the squad?

A neighbour of mine walks the 3 miles to the Academy Stadium from Lower Broughton and back to watch the youth games during the week. He is in his 70's and takes him less than 50 minutes. A little longer on the way home as he stops for a few pints of Holts bitter in town on the walk home. Thus...

Bollox that. He has never been a rapist according to a scouse mate of mine. He has a fascination with squeezing the biceps of young guys with muscles. He did get accused of stalking the St Helens rugby league team and some poor fecker died once when he got electrocuted on the 3rd rail when...

No worries Kerem keep posting man.

If I knew this was on I would have gone up to my hotel room here in Turkler and watched it out of respect for ruining your best headed goal ever thread by putting Jamie Pollocks best goal he ever scored in there even though it was in his own net.

You might be correct I will check it's just when I see adverts for flats/apartments they say New Islington Salford. I'm sure when you go on to where Cannon Hussey high rise flats are it reads just Islington in big letters on the brickwork. No New there just Islington...

Why do they call it New Islington in Salford as you cross over Trinity Way and Ancoats as well?

Hole in the wall