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Whenever the next election, whenever the next suggestion that Doris was a good 'un, whenever anyone says it was only a birthday cake, whenever anyone suggests that Doris is/was not as bad as Thick Lizzy, just remember this image.

More likely to be acting under the direction of the ERG, perhaps, rather than thinking for herself? ERG - got Doris to front up the actual Brexitting, then realised what a maverick buffoon he is/was.

Died at 96. Have they made the connection yet?

He'll have been looking forward to his big opportunity to deliver a eulogy in his best Churchillian impression in the world stage. Her majesty laughs last and laughs longest.

Has he posted the "my account was hacked" get out clause announced by all wannabes yet?

And manifesto are largely never considered by the electorate. The case in point being the 2019 Tory manifesto. The election for many was about one issue for many voters. The additional policies being justified most recently by the buffoon as an overwhelming mandate.

Charletan?

She'll be smiling at the thought of getting back at him for lying about proroguing parliament and then partying while Philip's funeral was happening. "Off with his head"

Hey you Jimmy! Oh, Seville

Not wanting to piss on anybody's chips but two teams recently won the ECL while losing four games along the way. 2019 Dipperpool 2022 Really Madrid A competition that delivers the best team in Europe?

New £350,000 per week contract for a 30 year old signed in June perhaps? As Marvin Hagler once said: "It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5am when you're sleeping in silk pyjamas."

If he did some keepy-uppies he'd have more touches

The book's even better

Written on a piece of paper with "PTO" written on both sides

Or Prime BBC News - UK to borrow billions to cut energy bills https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62801913 First delivery will be £100,000,000,000 one hundred billion pounds(!!!) of debt, borrowed on our behalf, to subsidise companies that have a virtual monopoly to sell us energy using our...

Maybe she wants to be seen as an Amazon?

Any nominations for who the narcissistic odious imminently ex-PM will have on his dishonours list? How many millions will it have taken to be nominated?

[Jimmy is explaining to Reggie what kinds of people his secret army will be against] Jimmy Anderson: Wreckers of law and order. Communists, Maoists, Trotskyists, neo-Trotskyists, crypto-Trotskyists, union leaders, Communist union leaders, atheists, agnostics, long-haired weirdos, short-haired...

Oy son, you'll get accused of Sinocism

And the respect [emoji15] stops before reaching Northern Ireland or Scotland