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    Which hotel chain has the best bedding

    Doubt it... Probably have to take your own bedding, the bed bugs carry the hotel bedding away
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    Strange/weird things you have purchased in a pub.

    Peckham eh? Nags Head? Del and Rodney drinking a Pina Colada in the corner Did the block of cheese explain the cheesy smell
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    What is everybody's best local day out from the area

    It was 16C the other day on the channel side
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    Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

    Vote for a clown, you get a circus.
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    Who should be the next leader of the Tory party?

    Yearning for a "good old days" Labour party will never deliver. The Labour party formed at a time when working people's aspirations were very basic: - food on the table or literally starve - healthcare to stop children dying as infants - a roof Today's "working class" aspirations are many...
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    Vicky Kloss

    Peasants Revolt 1381 partly brought about by reaction to the Black Death pandemic 1340s and high taxation. Sounds familiar.
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    Public sector pay rise

    But think of all the extra billions being poured into health, social care, police, etc. and the freedom after getting rid of those pesky EU regulations (must be true, Boris says it every week) Just that none of it is actually improving the current day to day service Even if it does exist
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    United Thread - 2022/23

    So much material here
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    Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

    Scenario - Boris declares "giving" military aid to Ukraine, supplied by a UK defence contractor at a "get defence now" rate agreed on the back of a restaurant menu, written resting on the back of a Ukrainian totty. Maybe we'll just have to wait and see which lucrative consultancy gigs Boris and...
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    Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

    Can't think what the problem may be, as today's story in the Guardian highlights. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jul/27/uk-health-department-played-fast-and-loose-when-awarding-covid-contracts-to-randox Ministers and government officials played “fast and loose” when awarding £777m in...
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    Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

    Imagine the interview. Why do you think you'd be good as NATO General Secretary? Ahh, yes, well, bumble mumble, as Plato would have said, look, a squirrel. And, I love Churchill. Oh yes, and I am friends with an ex-KGB agent and his son. A million a year should be enough. Plus expenses of...
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    Who should be the next leader of the Tory party?

    I was expecting "Economists!?!?" ... "Sheconomists. What do they know! Bloke down the pub knows more than those jokers who have studied economics for years and years. All that stuff they told us would happen after Brexit. Pah!" Cut taxes today, everyone immediately feels better and loves Thick...
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    Who should be the next leader of the Tory party?

    Thatcher (spit) impersonator Adopted the wardrobe Copied the deepening of the voice Mimicking the slow and careful delivery Promising tax cuts but will "discover" things that mean taxes will immediately increase
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    Match Thread | Man City vs Bayern Munich (23/07/22)

    Erling loves Man City He wears a viking hat Dad Alfe played for City When Keano was a twat He scores a load of goals For Guardiola's men And when we win the league We'll sing this song again
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    Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

    She has a heart???
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    Manchester sold itself to Abu Dhabi’s elite - Guardian article

    I don't remember a queue of people forming up to buy virtually derelict land and buildings with a risk of ages old post-industrial contamination from two centuries of manufacturing. But now, it's shiny and bright and sour grapes complainants emerge from the shadows. Property qualifies as...
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    Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

    Wonder if he said "Hasta la vista, not another baby"
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    Who should be the next leader of the Tory party?

    The blue rinse brigade and golf club g&t swillers won't be electing that dark-skinned gentleman
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    Songs with City players in the title

    I think we're Haaland now - Tiffany Kelvin - Blondie La Cucurella - Pica-Pica
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    Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

    Unlikely to have his house broken into and valuables nicked while playing on a magical night under the lights at Anfield

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