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    United Thread - 2021/22

    We all know the club let's players take turns in driving the bus into school each week, the manager simply has the company RAC card and is responsible for calling out a mechanic who tows it to the nearest garage once the kids inevitably crash it.
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    Leicester City (H) - Post-Match Thread

    they deserve pep ripping them to shreds after that second half performance. almost. almost... an embarrassment. Leicester had 14 attempts from 29% possession. couldve gone very very wrong.
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    Phil and Jack on the lash?

    Lock all footballers up like caged animals then release them on match days just for the entertainment of the masses.
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    Do Aliens actually exist ?

    Yes and I think we'll sign him in the summer...
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    United Thread - 2021/22

    Exactly this will happen imo. They dont learn do they...
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    How do we convince Bernardo to stay here forever?

    Inform him that due to global warming Iberia will soon be under water and Manchester will have a beach.
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    Watford (A) - Post-Match Thread

    Bernado. Best in the world rn. Sterling. Well done. Found some form. KDB/foden/grealish. Great to see them back. KDB. Save him to be the main man in UCL when he's back up to speed. We are the best team in the world up to the final third. We will find a suitable striker after which we will...
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    Match Thread | Watford vs Man City (04/12/21)

    We would. I don't want him but can kind of see why pep would want Kane. He'd link up play and score 40 goals a season in this team.
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    Match Thread | Watford vs Man City (04/12/21)

    We've had 13 attempts, 8 on target, 2 goals. That's why it's a little frustrating at times. We are the best team in the world. Would literally be unplayable with someone who could finish.
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    Match Thread | Watford vs Man City (04/12/21)

    Good performance overall but can understand pep not being totally happy with it...
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    Match Thread | Watford vs Man City (04/12/21)

    Is delap still injured?
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    Match Thread | Watford vs Man City (04/12/21)

    The amount of chances we squander is becoming somewhat infuriating
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    Match Thread | Watford vs Man City (04/12/21)

    Were amazing up to the final third but we should be 3 up already. Still need a striker.
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    Match Thread | Aston Villa vs Man City (01/12/21)

    And a pair of hands clapping just behind her.
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    Ferran Torres | Signs for Barcelona (see main forum)

    Any player who wants to leave should be given permission as long as they can find a club who meets our valuations. Absolutely no point keeping unhappy players as it ultimately effects the dressing room. That and tbh, as good as his potential is, he looks like he's got a thumb stuck up his...
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    Paris Saint-Germain (H) | CL | Post Match Thread

    Messi (and Ronaldo). Look what you could've won...
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    Match Thread | Man City vs PSG (24/11/21)

    Wouldn't even be a contest with a striker
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    Match Thread | Man City vs PSG (24/11/21)

    Hope poch goes to United.
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    Match Thread | Man City vs PSG (24/11/21)

    Suck a bagette sized dick you diving, cheating twats. Get the fuck in!

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