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I very recently discovered that my headlight (dipped) angle is, shall we say, antisocial. I have been wondering why I got the odd person gesticulating at me (I don't drive much at night) and slowly worked out that I have been a massive wanker as it looks as though I am on high beam. Thankfully...

They work brilliantly mate. I've lost count of the amount of cars that I was about to ram off the road but saw the sign and stopped myself in the nick of time.

I know what it is really. Just another failed attempt at humour by me. :-(

Your erudition is on show for all to see with your excellent rants, I am often half way through reading one of your posts and think "This is KB's work"

More irritating is the fact that this particular skill set that the player has usually involves the shot ballooning way over the bar so in effect we are being told that this player has the ability to be utter garbage.

I have been guilty in the past of not being partial to female commentators but I realised recently that I just view them as commentators now. Not sure what match it was recently but did have to chuckle when the female lead corrected Pat Nevin's mistake in identifying a player.

Hope you're ok.

He knows how stairs work.

It's rather refreshing isn't it?

Golden Wonder is your friend.

And Keown. He's channelling his inner Phil Collins.

He is mustard isn't he? I can't imagine France aren't just a bit wary of England though.

Whilst not being in the same position as a high profile multi millionaire I would imagine that having security around is very intrusive. I imagine an event such as this would reshape your thoughts though. It makes me angry and upset that some people have this way of life as their code.

You're on fire tonight.

Cabbage does seem wrong but I've never made wellington. I hate the idea of spending all that money on a beautiful cut of beef and buggering it up. It would probably resemble a wellington if I made it.

Would the cabbage not so much absorb the moisture as provide a barrier between the filling and the pastry?

A bit of weight gain was probably the least of his problems. Poor man had a rather spectacular fall from grace.

Bacon face?

Bit rude Tolmie. Who is Lardo btw?

Ha ha, you sound as if you aren't having one of your better days Paul.