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Before anyone gets too giddy this score is already a tough chase for a England. Another 40 runs and it’s even stevens.

It’s completely irrelevant at the moment because Laporte isn’t anywhere near his best and he can’t stay fit. I know what you mean though, from the first 5 mins of seeing Dias I was buzzing at the prospect. They are absolutely perfect for each other but Stones is deserving of the place and if he...

He’s in better form. He may well supersede him in the future. But he hasn’t yet, not even close.

When we bought Laporte we still had a 30yo Kompany, we didn’t need a Kompany replacement. So we bought Laporte.

Some proper reactionary bollocks about Laporte. He’s clearly nowhere near his best at the moment but fuck me for two seasons he was sensational and a major part of us getting 100 points and then 98 points. In 18/19 we conceded 4 goals in the last 14 games with him and Kompany to win the league...

He just needs minutes at the moment. He’s been back from the initial injury for months now but the niggles are really affecting him. Not sure how he’s gonna get them though because he’s miles behind Dias and Stones for the time being.

Fully understand your reaction. My patience is running out with certain friends. I am lucky enough that my best mate here in Valencia is an a+e doctor and I get first hand how utterly abysmal the situation is. He’s the most positive person I know so when he tells me how terrible it is I know...

It doesn't come down to 'ball under control' because that is something you just up.

Learn the fucking rules ffs. Were you crying when Kane got a pen v Liverpool when Lovren sliced his clearance to an offside Kane? No, not because you're a Spurs but because it's an easy to understand rule if you know a single thing about football. Back to Chas and Dave. From 5min 34 secs...

Deemed to be in control? Where does it say that in the rules? It's really, really fucking simple. When Mings purposefully chests the ball under no pressure from Rodri, the game goes into the next phase.

Piece of piss this one. Mr Phil Foden!

Whatever score that would have ended I would have said what a brilliant game of football. Fair fucks to Villa and fair fucks to us. Top.

Tears.

Genuinely, you may need to go see a podologist as a lot of lower back pain comes from the feet. I had flat feet and one leg shorter than the other, used to cause me all kinds of trouble until I had some custom built inner soles. No issues at all now.

Hit 105kg over Christmas so decided to go for a run for the first time in about 10 years. To my surprise I did 6km so a few days later I went again and 8km. Then I did 8 again, then 10, 11 and on Sunday I did 13km. From not running at all a few weeks ago I’m now obsessed and looking at the...

This is all fun and games until you realise we're next. We're gonna get fucking pasted.

Does anyone know if there’s been a deal on property sales and tax? Ordinarily, as I understand it, if you sell a property in the EU you don’t have to pay capital gains tax on your sale if you buy another property in the EU within 2 years. If there’s no deal in place that’s going to hurt a lot...

Easily De Bruyne. In a game where everyone played well he stood out as magical. Glad to see him getting back to his best.

Nah man did you see our effort off the ball? It was insane! Every time they got the ball we were snapping at their heels in packs. That was a tremendous performance, one of our best of the last 18 months. Our workrate was phenomenal.

Not sure fantastic is the word, it was fucking grim. Of all the crime docos I've seen this guy is right up there with the sickest of the sick. For anyone that's watched..Does anyone else think the LA Coppers Gil and Frank were a bit cheeky celebrating the way they were? Months into the case and...