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I once watched Michel Vonk (maybe it was Alan Kernaghan) and John Fashanu chase after one of Wimbledon's long balls heading for one of our corner flags. I couldn't believe how slow they both were. I was at an age at that time when I still genuinely thought I could run faster. Anyway, the ball...

Yes, but we seem to be operating in a bit of a vacuum this summer. Our plans are gathering dust.

Plus, it's from last Tuesday afternoon. Last Tuesday! I feel like I should have known about this for nearly a week. At this rate, we'll find out what happens the day after tomorrow next week-end - if we're lucky!

Me too. Broke my golden rule - never to watch the highlights reel until it's been confirmed. I've jinxed it. Sorry.

Dinner? They probably don't have breakfast in Spain until after we've had lunch!

PSG fans will tell you the one thing Silva doesn't have is leadership skills. Good player, mind. But not mentally tough.

People Get Ready

Ah, Copey!

RMC's (French radio) Spanish expert Fred Hermel has just claimed he has it from a very good source that this has a lot to do with tax and Messi is equally as keen to escape Spain as a whole as he is Barca (though he's definitely had enough there - and even a presidential u-turn wouldn't change a...

Of all the players we've been linked with, it's Grealish I'm most hopeful on. Hope we sign him. I think he's what we need. And I like the thing with the socks (though it would have annoyed me when I was playing, mind). Having said that, if he signs for United I'll hate him forever.

Apparently he's on the phone, mate

Messi and Barca will likely 'kiss and make up'

Might give Paris something to think about next season...

Have we had any Nathans before?

If they play behind closed doors, will the players have to fetch the ball themselves when it goes out for a throw-in?

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat...

All they do in trainning these days are those funny 'rondo' things anyway. Just make them wider...

That sign saying 'Manchester is a Nuclear Free City''

I expect there are a lot of us on here who have played amateur football at one level or another over the years. Anyone who has done so will also know how popular you are when you arrive at A&E on a Saturday/Sunday morning/afternoon in full kit with a football-related injury. It's never actually...

Kinky!