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And when he wore it back to front.......

Will there be an open-top bush parade?

The campaign is over. Squad is shit and the future is looking bleak for them. No one wants to play for them and as soon as the rest of the league realise how shit they are, they will be getting battered senseless most weekends (and Thursdays). THIS IS GREAT.

Don’t put him in my cell. Please.

I particularly admire the way he managed to get out of the way of Kompany's piledriver against Leicester. A sound investment.

Meanwhile, United are still shite.

James Wilson has gone to somewhere shit for peanuts. I thought they said he was the new ......(insert the name of an over-rated rag has-been)...........!

You scamp...

Don’t fall for it. I thought similar until Ole went on his winning run. Their previously ‘humble’ fans returned to their less than humble selves. Liverpool are an irritant to me. I hate United and always will.

On your nob. You can just have a C, City or go all the way up to Manchester City Football Club depending on certain factors. Mine is on my arm.

Were Fylde not involved in some financial impropriety recently? That would be salt in the wounds for TalkClaptrap.

Despite Newcastle equalising on 54 minutes, the BBC website is still showing Liverpool at the top of the league with 92 points. When they scored the first goal, the table was changed instantly. Biased Broadcasting Corporation. Breaking news: it’s just changed now.

Vary good.

Shite?

If they play at their best on Wednesday and we play at our best, we’ll absolutely slaughter them. The only way we will get beat or draw is if we drop a clanger somewhere.

As well as what they get for the outgoing heroes. So that's 200 million then!

At last. A balanced and impartial assessment of our neighbours. Well said Ardwick Green Blue.

But officer, I'm not over the drink-drving limit. I've only had three bottles of wine.

Thought shalt pelt thy opponents horseless carriage with missiles in an effort to thwart their superiority.

WHAT??? A broken leg??