United thread 2019/20

[laserblue]

Christ, is that right?

Yep.

2011-12 1-0 & 6-1
2012-13 2-3 & 2-1
2013-14 4-1 & 3-0
2014-15 1-0 & 2-4
2015-16 0-1 & 0-0
2016-17 0-0 & 2-1
2017-18 2-3 & 2-1
2018-19 3-1 & 2-0

And the alpaca has picked the ball out of his net 32 times in his sum total of 16 derbies.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

They’ve messed up with Lukaku too. Sidelining him preseason means they’ll be forced to accept a lower fee or keep a player they clearly don’t want. Poor management again.

There is a good chance of his price being driven down after the transfer window closes as the rags will be desperate for the money. As you say, poor management.

 

[SebastianBlue]

If you take all the scums dead wood out of that team they'll have 3 players left.

To be fair, I have heard Luke Shaw has lost weight.

 

[BlueMoonraker]

Very good signing for them. The price is irrelevant as long as he improves them, which he will (I think). He's a big upgrade on any of the CBs they currently have.

I particularly admire the way he managed to get out of the way of Kompany's piledriver against Leicester. A sound investment.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

There is a good chance of his price being driven down after the transfer window closes as the rags will be desperate for the money. As you say, poor management.

They should sell him by the lb.

Incoming transfer record.

 

[its a Barm]

fuck me now Donald Trump has revealed his user name for BM !!

Even Donald knows the truth.

 

[jrb]

Is anyone really arsed about United anymore?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Is anyone really arsed about United anymore?

Never forget mate, foot on the throat at all times....

 

[KentBlue]

I'm rather fond of the ominous clanging chimes of the death knell I hear emanating from the swamp.

 

[Blue Mist]

6 months ago.....
Agent: 'I've sorted you out with a transfer to Yoonitid'
Player: Brilliant I will be playing for a world class manager
Agent: 'Ergh no it's a Norwegian paperboy in charge'
Player: Oh ok, well at least I get to play with world class players
Agent: Ergh no, Pogba, Lukaku and several others want to leave'
Player: At least I will have the Champions league to look forward to'
Agent: ergh no, sorry it is the Thursday night cup
Player 'So what the fuck have you done this transfer for'
Agent 'Well they are going to triple your wages'
Player 'Brilliant where do I sign.


Now it is the same conversation apart from the last 2 lines

Agent 'Well they are going to triple your wages
Player 'Fuck that for a game of chocolate soldiers, I aint playing for that sack of shit'