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Got a leaflet from the Conservatives regarding our local council elections. In it they say since being voted in 4 years ago they have achieved more than Labour did in the previous 100 years. Bit strange considering 1 of the candidates previously represented Labour for 24 years.

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No there wasn't. That's why she went for that particular flat

My mother passed away recently. She was renting a flat. Now she smoked heavily and the landlord is trying to charge me for replacing the carpets and decorating the flat. Now, the carpets were hers as when she moved in the tenancy agreement stipulated carpets were not supplied. I have said...

Heard him described on Channel 4 news last night as being "one of the world's best comedians and entertainers ". Dear me.

On the Chase today 1 lad thought Bangkok was the capital of Hong Kong

I wish my cock was as thick as her

About 8 years ago my sons band were playing the Isle of Punk festival on Crammond island. It was a free event but you had to agree to carry some of the equipment over the causeway when the tide was out. Whilst we were waiting a lad came up to me and said "were you at Willington Parkside when...

Woman just on the Chase only got 1 in the cash builder. Said she was a big music fan then got asked what the term 12 bar refers to. The options were buildings, blues or boats. She went for boats.

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9. The Southern Book Club's Guide To Slaying Vampires - Grady Hendrix 4/5. Been meaning to read 1 of his books for a while. A basic vampire tale but well told

AC/DC Iron Maiden Queen

I was looking for music for my mothers funeral. Clicked on a website and You'll Never Walk Alone is apparently the most popular song to be played at funerals. Not in Italy I would think

You just have to go back to last week's cup final. The commentator said Liverpool had only lost 1 game in all competitions

I'm out with Arthur tomorrow night. He's taking me out as my mother passed away on the 12th and he wants me to have a good night. A true gent

Magic Mike on the BBC just said that no one outside of Arsenal would have heard of Miles Lewis-Skelly.

When they signed Hojlund we were told he was one of the fastest, strongest forwards in Europe. After a few weeks the opta stats had him as something like the 100th fastest player in the league. It also showed after 6 games he had won 2 physical battles.

I have just finished episode 3 and tbh, although the acting is good, episode 2 and 3 quite boring.

Watching the Chase. Are the contestants getting thicker? This lot on tonight were woeful.

Re the above. Someone has just pointed something out about the Reform leaflet. I live in Crook Town. The leaflet states "meet your Reform UK candidates for the crook ". Next to this statement is a picture of big Nigel