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I fucking love him.

The best way to deal with these fuckwits is to carry on about our business as if they don't matter. That's City's way and they should continue in that way. Let us fans have our fun with the journos on twitter instead.

Fucking hell City you're gonna kill me one of these days.

It's amazing how anything remotely connected to the success or reputation of Manchester City always seems to have a direct affect on my gastrointestinal system.

They're all cowards, they'll just block everyone.

Numbers for forwards in City's team will always look good so these starts are unfairly weighted. He's scored an awful lot of goals from positions you'd expect a 2yr old to score from. He's scored some brilliant goals too, i'm not knocking him. He's just generally a poor finisher from chances...

Got me. You twat.

My son's a better finisher than Jesus. He's 2. You're quite right, though.

Would score 30 goals a season in this City team. Don't think he fits in tactically, but there's no denying he'd bury the vast majority of chances we totally fluff.

Just a bigger, stronger, Jesus Navas. It's a no from me.

Isn't there a weirdo on here that doesn't rate him? Would love to know how he'd honour David's time here!

What an utter moron RLB is. Impressive action by Starmer. Way out of proportion, obviously, but offence culture is powerful nowadays, she should know better.

I think that's the idea. Sam Lee has said in different articles this year that Pep wants an established experienced CB with quality to replace Kompany and play along side Laporte. Someone that's 'ready to go' and doesn't need time to settle in domestic and European football. He would likely...

Anyone got TLOU2 yet? Any comments?

Managed 20 minutes with crowd noise then turned it off. Way too much home/away equal balance to songs etc, it needs to be weighted to home noise or away noise depending on the circumstances of the game. Some stuff was way out of context as well. There was a random boo when the ball went out...

I keep thinking about rewatching GoT from the beginning, but having to go through season 8 again keeps stopping me. It was terrible. It peaked at The Long Night and it couldn't recover. Some of that episode was fantastic. The Dothraki charging at the dead with torches and one by one, the...

I love it, personally. These things are all about taste but I think they got it bang on. Rose, Ship had to stay, Big ugly bird had to fuck off. Didn't need F.C as anyone in the right mind knows it's a football club. I think it's great. Gives me a warm feeling when I see it. The eagle and stars...

Had a dump in the toilet of a girl i was seeing. Only a few weeks in, went round to her flat. Got the feeling the world was about to fall out of my arse. Went to the toilet. Unleashed the fury. Couldn't flush it. Must've flushed 4 or 5 times to no avail. Bailed and went home whilst she was in...

It wouldn't surprise me if he flew to the Caribbean so he could find out if he could swim, before using said pool.

Got one for £50 back and one for £24.74. God knows if that's two or three refunds.