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We won't even need Eddie to beat that shower.

And some camels.

Is incontinent tart better with cream or custard?

If you say they're all 100% twats that makes it a stat.

If Hojland can continue in his current form he will have scored two league goals by the end of the season.

It should be compulsory.

Why don't we sing "Sit down for the Champions." I'm sure this would get a lot more fans involved.

Did you know that the word palindrome written backwards is emordnilap. Incredible but true.

Are you sure they didn't say Sid Little?

This is nothing to do with City but it is to do with the media. Claudia Winkleman is giving up her Saturday morning radio show on the BBC. This was an item on the BBC national television news yesterday. Does anybody actually give a fuck about trivial stories like this?

Nineteen articles about the rags in the Mail online sports section this morning. NINETEEN FFS!

Rwanda win the 2026 World Cup.

So you said "Please fuck off?"

There are quite a few foreigners abroad actually.

A friend of mine worked in a children's home in Salford. She came into our local one evening looking really pissed off. I asked her what was wrong. She said that she had had a really rough day in work. The kids had been very badly behaved and abusive throughout her whole shift. She said "I am...

If Gladys can keep her big mouth shut we might be OK.

Have you tried putting the dirty pots and pans in his bed? Worth a try.

Would chlamydia be better?

Have Chelsea made a mistake buying Sterling and Palmer?

Garden gnomes. Ugly little fuckers.