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Are we playing in the new kit today, anyone know?

You’re certainly not my friend.

PWF was class.

It’s fucking bent; all there is to it. What they have got away with this season compared to that today. PGMOL are a laughing stock.

Doku - no doubt about it.

That was so painful to watch. Theo Walcott trying to be an ultra by nicking someone’s scarf and twirling it round a bit.

A bloke near us in the away end receiving what looked like CPR and possibly a defib during the minutes that Everton scored 3. It looked really bad. I hope he can recover.

Completely agree with owners spending what they want, but I think the point is that the rules should apply to all. Not Wrexham, United and Liverpool getting away with murder whilst everyone else complies.

Templemore. A tiny little town. I spent a week there when I was about 13. Just to show the freak side of my personality, we drove from Eccles to Holyhead for the ferry on the night David White scored 4 at Villa Park. Anyway - find memories of being there as a child but would love to go back as...

Well I'm not happy about the situation. And if you're one of the main protagonists, we need serious words. Maybe we meet over a pint and we talk it through. I'll explain the error of your ways. I'm usually available in the Cornershop prior to home games. What you drinking my mate? :)

But why do it instead of just finishing it normally and starting it again to keep it going?

Any advice on parking for Monday night?

Anyone spent much time in Tipperary? Yes, I'm aware it's a long way for any budding Peter Kays out there. I'd love to spend some time there as it was where my Grandad was born and raised. I went once when I was 13-ish but don't really remember much of it.

Alternatively - a bunch of "'Nal" fans. Because as usual at this time of year, it looks as if their collective "Arse" has gone.

Stone again. Tomorrow's story is that Cunha rates his shitting style over other players. "I use a pedestal to put my feet on so that my colon has maximum exposure, leading to the stool sliding out easier, thus resulting in a cleaner sphincter. I learned this technique back home in Brazil. It...

I hate it when the bores at City drag out the word “world” for as long as possible. Kills the song dead instantly.

I don't want him to win a raffle. Until it's Arsenal v Bayern in the Champions League Final. Then I want a Kane hat-trick and a Bayern win. I think I'm as fickle as you.

The same Harry Kane, who used to play for Tottenham? ;)

We don't need to end up like Nottingham Forest where future players can't escape the past. I think with the KDB statue coming, that's enough for now.

So eloquently put.