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All those c*nts at the swamp booing tevez as he scores 4 in the second half...

On 5-live this morning. Campaign for more humanity to prawns, as they die a horrible death being suffocated in ice. I did check and it's not April 1st. It's leftie wokism gone mad, I tell you! Let the puns commence...

Anyone else have experience of this? Me mam has recently dumped this loser she was seeing and I'm scared. He moved in and started throwing his weight and opinions around like he owned the gaff. Do this, don't do that, just a controlling bully. I had to start sleeping with a butter knife under my...

As I creak towards my 60th, this is starting to look slightly appealing. Anyone tried it for a while?

I missed out again this year. Decent bands, memories of glastos past and blatant trolling of the hippies in here...

Two, 10 year relationships and now one of 5 years has just crumbled the day before my birthday. Should I just give up on the whole wimmin thing, or go again? My future shall be shaped by the incredibly helpful BM advice to follow. Do your worst...

Was he any good?

Worth it?...

Ad at the bottom of my bm today. Imagine my disappointment when it's for some Vans skate shoes. Apparently.

With the heady days of coffee boy's off-off romance consigned to history and the pubs reopening, I think there should be a tenner awarded to the first confirmed new romantic liaison this weekend. (That's for a new, non-virtual romance in real life by the way. Not a chance meeting with a new...

I'll start. Scousers could be given the title...

The old bid died almost eight years ago, still miss her...

I'm sure this must have already been discussed, though is there any relatively accurate determination on where we'd be up to at this point this season had var been in use in all games? Is it really "win some, lose some"... I need facts!

This is a bit fecked up. The eldest This! chap is a bit of a long-haired, grungy teen. He's always been ok to be a bit "different" in the face of other nippers calling him a girl (since primary) - he's just prepping for GCSEs The school have been actively promoting a leavers' yearbook for...

What bollocks are you romantic fools up to?

So (just for those that hate that...) marriage No. 2 looks like it's coming to a final conclusion - after almost a year of on/off/bollocks, ten years in. We both I am sure have our views on what's right/wrong in the whole sorry thing, though my question to the judge and jury of bluemoon is -...

Interesting debate on 5live now... Are you boiling or sympathetic?

Can't think of anything that rhymes with Bernado. Or an appropriate tune. Or any words...

Miserable fuckers...

Manchester uni students union have banned clapping at events, as it may be upsetting for students with autism, deafness or other needs. Apparently folk should wave something to show their appreciation instead. I for one applaud this sensible move.