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Sergio is looking well.

With gordondaviesmoustache being a such refined handsome bastard it is a burden he has to carry and be on the guard from on a daily basis and why he noticed the rapey looking ****

Not right now if everyone doesn't mind I've worked all the way through this Pandemic at Uni hall of residence mixing with the unwashed, Covid super spreading first year partying Students( I love them all really) I even managed to get through the last year without catching it from them somehow...

Here's a thing to ponder with the Inquiry and the Independent review by James Hmailton What happens if they both come to completely different conclusions. Will it be called a draw and lets all get on with the Election. Imagine the dummies being spat out

After having the tv on in the background both days when they were giving evidence. What I took out of it is was both of them did quite well stating their case, but I imagine despite taking the oath both for a better word stretched the truth to the point of snapping about quite a few things. I...

Well apparently she can't recall if she mentioned the meeting to her husband either, so her memory around the time was a bit hazy. I imagine those involved sat around a table wondering what to say and couldn't come up with anything credible. Then after a break for tea and biscuits someone came...

Since the latest lockdown I've nailed Kylie 6 times. She loved it when I sneaked up to her while she was doing my dishes. I spun here around and ripped off those gold hot pants in one swift movement, she even kept her marigolds on.

These are now being done. I had mine yesterday. Get you NHS number and ring the local NHS vaccine booking line. When the line asks if you arein the criteria that is being done now, over 65 and whoever else press the button on the phone for that . When you get through, tell them you are the sole...

The thing is and this is coming from me who can honestly say having no preference to Scotland having Independence or not. During this pandemic it appears to me she has appeared to try and point score more than she really should. Obviously I along with some others are seeing it from a different...

Don't you think 10k is quite a lot ?.

I didn't log on for some time so I missed loads of posts Are you saying Kaz prefers ladies

you win

hard or soft

On election night some year ago I was up late with an Ex watching the early counts coming in. The election show then showed a repeat from earlier in the day with the reporter saying they were hoping to be one of the first to delcare a winner. The Ex said "look it's still light there "...

On a lads holiday to crete when in my early 20s, I was sat by the pool with a mate looking over at these two attractive bikini clad blondes who were giving us flirting glances. Earlier that day we had seen a coach load of what looked like swedish -scandinavian families arrive and thought we are...

I dont think @dronefromsector7G got perma banned as well

Hands up at 31 and single you would give it a go just becaue she was 20 years older. Life experiences make future decisions much easier. On the other hand making up a pretend girlfriend is just beyhond rediculous for a man of 31. You are both adults and if you like her company as a friend...

Loads of great ones in this thread, mine would be this one for simply using the word Blessed. It's just the use of a simple word why some people can write brilliant lyrics.(before one of you cunts say, this isn't a lyric ;-). ) From the very first time I Blessed my eyes on you, girl.

Having looked just now DNT is still pretty low at 25p.Still not a not a bad choice. Word of warning don't watch the graph. I just checked last nights and the up and down swings were big, it went up 4% in seconds and dropped the same. It was a weird graph, my mate says it's finding a new firm...

A mate of mine who is a computer nerd, I've no idea what he actually does but he's well into crypto.He makes a decent living from it and when talking about bitcoin said for a decent long term return I should buy Litecoin and ETH so I threw a bit of holiday money that I had when I couldn't go...