Anti-Joorabchian song (for when Tevez scores)
If Tevez scores, all of the Etihad can sing this song, which goes to the tune of "We're Not Really Here":
Ki-a Joo-rab-ch'n's full of crap
Ki-a Joo-rab-ch'n's full of crap
He leaves a mess all over the map
Ki-a's full of crap