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whoops, sorry, posted in wrong place! I thought it was 'city related'! JM

Was at the game last night and saw Mario, here are my thoughts for anyone who cares. <a class="postlink" href="https://www.facebook.com/notes/jason-manford/new-blog-balotelliverpool/10154483180935696" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://www.facebook.com/notes/jason-ma ...

I think De Jong will be gone in the summer. We needed him to break down teams that were better than us and help start counter attacks but now, nobody is better than us so that's why he's struggling to get a game these days.

that doesn't really make sense<br /><br />-- Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:57 am --<br /><br /> I have just written a book actually, thanks for bringing it up, you can purchase it here <a class="postlink"...

It's "now" just so you "know". Merry Christmas.

The thing that winds me up is, can yo imagine how many of these so called 'experts' would be trying to bum him if he played for United? It turns my stomach just to hear another commentator utter the noise "Ohh" after another 'sublime pass from Rooney that led to fuck all!"

Sure, why not, it's the festive season, even if you're a complete prick I suppose. Merry Christmas

Ah cheers knobhead, and a Merry Christmas to you too JM

100% right. Unless its during his exams then he can catch up. He can always bring a book, he'd get through Tess of the Durbeyvilles on that journey to London. Visit the natural history museum or the museum of science & industry (both free) and he'll be reet. Tell him you'll only take him if he...

you've got lovely eyes

imagine we had 500 Alan Shearers in the Premier League!? We need interesting players, eccentric characters that liven up a match. It's important for him to be closer to the Gazza booking the referee after he dropped the yellow card and less kung fu kicking a racist fan!

Bloody hell, you still going on about this? You were a nobhead, I was a nobhead, but I've not let it consume my day. It's a shame cos on the private messages you sent me you seemed a decent bloke but I understand the need to look nonchalant on forums. All the best Bluemooners, Jason

Haha, well it worked, as they've all gone now anyway! See some of you there. btw this kinda stuff works on a forum, but you dare try it at a gig and I'll make you cry in front of your pals ;) G'night!

The show is on the 16th! How is it a week late? Am I missing sommat!

I'll probably do one in Stockport at some point and will be doing one after the show at the MEN Arena on the 16th November mate.

Well firstly I accuse anyone who has a go at our money as being a racist! It's ok when Anericans or Russians to buy football teams & spend lots of money, but when it's Arabs it's against the rules! Secondly it's United that ruined football long before we got involved. When Man U decided to...

Nah, I'm alright thanks. Seems to be working.

Don't look Bannatyne in the eye. And don't be surprised at how tall Peter Jones is.

Corky That was awesome. Now stop shitting on my pillows. G'night.

It just looked amateurish, especially when aimed at the guy taking the corner. I was well embarrassed as I was sat next to the 19 Villareal fans who'd actually come to our world class ground to see two world class teams, with several world class dickheads throwing paper!