Manph, for your next step you should do a late night sitcom about a City fan and his trials and tribulations in life. You play a guy called Jason, and you have a dog called Kernaghan, and you are trying to juggle life between football, work and a break up, or something similar. Maybe you could also work at Jewsons as a fork lift truck driver, and you like Wispas because they are velvety but also a little bit bubbly, like an Aero, but cheaper. Which is good because you are poor (in the sitcom, not really).
There should be a time-split also, in the 1990s when you are still courting your girlfirend and City are playing rubbish, but it is a great time for you in love, and then today when you have a nicer house, and maybe children but maybe not because I don't think children are funny, and you are looking at a divorce but City are doing very well, twisty twisty you see? It would be very funny ha ha ha, but with an emotional afterthought, a bit like the menthol bit in the airwaves gum, but for your brain. I have also copyrighted my idea now, so you have to pay me, or let me write it, or I will sue you once you have made it and sold it. I may also want royalties on the action figures - your catchphrase will be 'Down Kernaghan' and the figure will say it too, because your dog will jump up a lot at people. He will also poop in other people's shoes and slippers, and in episode 2 he will dry hump an old lady. Let me know, I think it could be as funny as Mr. Bean.
Seriously, cheers for the laughs Manph. I was going to buy the Live 2011 DVD for the missus (actually I was going to pirate it and buy an £80 Epson CD label printer to get the label just-so - it wll pay off in the long run I'm sure) , but I have a sneaky feeling (otherwise known as I know her yahoo password) that she has already got to for me for Christmas.
