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Been laughing my tits off all day. Mondays aren't so bad sometimes.

Oof, low blow. Barm.

I've seen the original of that article:

As long as we can both agree that dodos enjoyed chips on baked bread products like the rest of us then I think I've added all I can to this debate for now. (Barm)

Well that's clearly just made up. Here I am trying to have a serious discussion with you and you're posting fake recipes, pffft! Barm.

Hmmm... Scrap that then. This is precisely the kind of self-serving misinterpretation that's always had me avoiding religion. Let's head to the scientific arena and see what Einstein had to say instead: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; of course it's a bloody barm."...

John 6:35 Jesus said to them, “I am the bread of life; whoever comes to me shall not hunger, and whoever believes in me shall never thirst. It's a barm." Seems pretty legit...

Payback time!

Fantastic. Was convinced they'd sneak something from a corner but happy days.

Re: Fernando and Fernandinho....coming to a pitch near you s This is just good natured nonsense. The only way I see it backfiring is if either of them actually do break someone's leg - then the papers will be all over it like a rash. Maybe ill-advised wording, but I can't believe there's...

Re: Fernando and Fernandinho....coming to a pitch near you s These two seem to be getting on like a house on fire.

Ooh, how exciting! Would you mind if I transfer the money to you to put down for me? This is the bit I struggle with on this one - not sure how our culture would suit Simeone at all. Unless it's British culture, not City culture. Pellers has calmed things too much to go back to choppy waters I...

Couldn't agree more. Seems like a thoroughly likeable bloke as well. As long as he doesn't grow that awful moustache back, then sign him up for good!

Pack it in everyone. For the record, I think you're a very good boy El.

I fancy a go too. Is there some kind of waiting list you can sign up to?

Re: Pablo Zabaleta Appreciation Thread The manliest, meatiest kebabs in all the land...

Re: Pablo Zabaleta Appreciation Thread Can't believe I'm posting this nonsense, but I've been thinking of a couple of sidelines that the big man could set up to bring in a bit of extra dosh. - A taxi company - "Pab Zab's Fab Cabs" - A fitness video - "Pab Zab's 'Flab to Abs'" Any other ideas...

Proper game that, GTFI. Working in Kuala Lumpur this week, well worth getting up at 4am for!