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I jusy hope you don't regret saying this.......

I think they are herbivorous......

Yes. In today's Times there is a page-and-a half article, no less, titled "Figures show how Amorim has improved United". They ate desperate to portray them ibn a positive light, despite their being as you say irrelevant. It's performances that count, Mr Hack, not figures.

The 3-2 against Villa ran it pretty close.......

Edward Elgar used to cycle from his home in the West Midlands to watch Wolves at Molineux.

Quite right Dave. Amd a man of your vintage will probably remember Charlie Mitten, a United left-winger who scored a hat-trick of pens v Huddersfield in nineteen something.

God help us if Haaland gets injured

We got a coup;e of late goals v Burnley - whrn it didn't affect the result. I'd like to see a stat comparing the very late goals we;ve conceded with the very late goals we've scored - say over the last couple of sesons or so - and how they have affected the result. I'm too idle to try to work...

You're nobbut a newcomer, Bill lad. I saw Roy Clarke, Roy Paul, Jimmy Meadows, George Smith, Dennis Westcott....I could go on, but I don't want to bore you.

"Tell us how we did" requests when a firm has just posted something to you successfully. I just automatically delete them. Waste of time.

Yes - Alec Herd (ex-City) and David Herd (ex-Utd) played together for Stockport in 1951 and Ian and Gary Bowyer played for Hereford in !989-90

Is the drought officially over?

Hate it. Won't watch it. Each ti his own, I suppose

We got Dunnarumma Eddie's done a runner

I don't think the media are literally having kittens. If they are, I might like one. But I don't see how reporters of either gender are able to give birth to small cats. Of course, they may well be metaphorically having kittens. But not literally (look up the meaning of the word in a...

And with the rags home to Burnley, there is the very real prospect of them ending the weekend ab ove us. Perish the thought.

Oh dear. Just realised Brighton haven't won yet................

Since his signing 3 years ago, Haaland has scored twice as many goals (21) in August as the whole of the United side (10) Stat of the week

Ekitike is the player with the longest name which is a palindrone

An old woman gets on the us and sits down next to a guy whose fly is undone and the conents are all on show, "Do you know your fly is undone and your cock is sticking out?" she says to him. He says "Don't flatter yourself, missus - it's hanging out"