It seems fanciful that the trafford based tramps will challenge for the PL title next season, doesn't it?
Their players are average and not prone to putting a shift in. Fake ederson landed so they'll bin that Italian guy I can't remember his name. But the prodigal son is returning from Barca, he might have won La Liga but even with their bent levers they don't want to sign him. He might have a blinder in the World Cup and have a long list of suitors, but then again German Skeletor might prove to be more Sam Allardyce than Terry Venables.
So next season they might have rash sulking and stinking the place out even more as no one values him as anything other than a mid table player. Added to that is the Slab, clearly Herr Skeletor doesn't know who he is!
All is not lost for the unwashed, there's always someone who's got their corner - Howard Webb and his puppets always got their back. Mbueno kinder's impromptu ball juggling against Forrest? Nothing to see here, Pgmol says so! After all, which other team has ever got a penalty after the final whistle???
The CL schedule will expose their shallow squad and probably their rather limited manager, sticking plasters at the ready lads! :)