Depart Meath,Ireland at 08:50, first beer 09:10, fly 09:50 second beer over Gods own Manchester, land Heathrow11.10, express train to hotel with 3rd beer 12 leave hotel hit green man by 1! 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 beer then City win United loooose ohhh City you got me singing the bluuuuuuuues