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Two kids are in the playground at school on Monday morning, and Johnny has a brand new digital watch, wow says his mate Adam, where did you get that. Well says Johnny I was lying awake the other night and heard that noise coming from mum n dads bedroom, so I went in and they were lying on each...

Hate to say it, but we have been toothless again, just need that spark to give the boys their mojo back.

Dont really know how I missed this thread, but I know Bluehammer does a great job with this sort of thing. Wont Get Fooled Again is my all time fave too(album version of course). Didnt think it would win a poll on here though, so kudos to you all.

We deffo need someone to organise a "livestream" of their City forum on here the day we are cleared of 115. Will be funnier than anything ever written before.........ever. Plus any pshyciatrists here will be able to glean enough material to hold a convention.

Probably trying to make it look like a possibilty so that scores of mug redtops put "a few quid on". Look at it like this, they are suggesing that its 9/1 us being found guilty enough to get relegated. So thats 9/1 for one of only a couple of outcomes..............aint happening.

Doctors are rubbish so Im gonna try to sort my erectile dysfunction problem myself..............how hard can it be?

Jesus has turned into a right tarquin with his antics.

Now that amorim has proved he is the best ever, the pl are going to have to afford the rags countless more "unique financial allowances" so they can offload all their dross(at massive losses), and attempt to buy some quality players on quality wages who are willing to play for em. The media...

Dont know the numbers and not suggesting we play more than others, but games do seem more relentless with inernationals too when players are out and results are not good. Especially as some injuries have come on international duty. Hate seeing our players in the England squad now, used to be...

Proper shitshow tonight, and armed the red media with all sorts of ammo to use against us to boot. Every single aspect of coverage from the commentators through pundits through media all the way down to red twats in the match thread, all wallowing in our present fortunes, with knives out, the...

After Citys 3-0 win at bournemouth, the pl are to investigate Ederson transfer amid rumours that brazilian midfielder "pretended" to be goalkeeper to lower the transfer value. Masters quoted as shouting "we may have found 116". Meanwhile Citys league position remains unchanged despite win.

How madrids players not getting the balon dor is justice for hurting salahs arm a few years ago in the cl final which we should have won.

This is why mental hospitals shouldnt give inmates access to the internet. The title of "scorched earth and cheating bastards on and off the pitch" could easily apply to themselves anyway. Scorched earth being the policy of the terrorist groups their sponsors launder for. As for the cheating...

The national dyslexics association ?

I think you are right, they definitely had the "City drop points" bunting out around the studio. Must have hurt them to have to rip it down so quickly, hence all that bitter no goal bullshit. City, ruining sky presenters moods since 2008..........lol.

FS, was it a foul on the keeper as the corner came in............no, was Bernie intefering or obstructing keepers view as Stones headed it...............also no, There are no other ways to disallow the fcking goal. Sky and them whipping up a hate City storm cos we won and they had prepped the...

Yes, and if we were non league it would greatly improve our chances of "drawing" them in the cups.......away of course. Oh, and the tv money might come in useful.

Bbc rumours page lol..........the only rumours that ended up to be true were about various pedos in their employment.

Been some good shouts so far. I would suggest Midnight Express, the green mile and the original Get Carter. Depressing doesnt mean bad imo, Kes for example, great but deffo depressing in parts.

Any moody blues would "Go Now".