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Who do we all think we get a gong? I’ll go with Beckham and Earps to start

As a certain shit stain club has been valued by its owners as worth £10 billion what else could you buy that is better value?

The missus is watching a load of z listers on this show and some poor city fan has been lumbered on a date with the old minger Vanessa Feltz. Although he didn’t cover himself in glory she got up halfway through the meal and fucked off. So if you see anyone in disguise with a fake beard and...

Thames water is likely to go into public ownership temporarily, 32% owned by Canadian pension fund apparently , no wonder they are much interested in dividends than stopping pumping raw sewage into our rivers. The CEO has stepped down with immediate effect bless her. Straight into another big...

Robbie Keane has just been appointed new manager, and true to previous form it’s a team he’s always supported as a kid. What a ****

I know we had better things to think about on Saturday night but did anyone go to the Etihad on Saturday to see the weeknd and was he any good , looks like he put on a hell of a show and sang 30+ songs straight off the bat

Big Ben has failed to bong for the second time this week despite have been refurbished at a cost of 80 million pounds. Can we do anything right in this fucking country?

Watched this three parter over the last couple of days,two blokes convicted on the say so of a drug dealer trying to reduce his sentence.Tucker and Tate upset the gangland underworld and thought they were untouchable. Karma caught up with them. If I was Leah Betts dad I think I would have joined...

I’ve always had Levi jeans and after a few years the zip fucked up on them ,but recently the pairs I’ve bought have gone through the knees,probably due to me bending down and praying for the rags and dippers to lose every week. Although this has been generally successful it’s taken its toll on...

Got Amazon music app for listening to my playlist in the car rather than talkshite or similar shit and they have released an update so you can’t choose a particular song but it shuffles your playlist and you don’t know what’s coming. Who on earth introduces these ridiculous updates and thinks...

Just watching afternoon telly and was wondering,has anyone here been on pointless

Thus is an American company producing supersonic aircraft to fly across the Atlantic in 3.5 hours. The Yanks the same cunts that fucked concorde by complaining about the noise and sonic booms overhead I know its spiteful but I would ban the cunts from landing in the UK as the only reason they...

Apparently Fati's agent is offering this kid to City as Barca cannot offer him a new contract. Mendy is obviously playing tricks and using us in a Messi way to twist their arm into offering a deal. I suspect we are being used again and these wankers should be told in no uncertain terms to fuck...

See the government have relaxed the testing of hgv drivers, this is going to cause carnage on our roads as there are enough dickhead drivers already on the roads. Apparently they are doing away with the reversing part of the test, I would have thought that was pretty crucial

Hope I'm wrong but am a bit nervous about Vinnie and Merlins statues after seeing some shockers like GPC and Ronaldo, and seeing the latest one of Phil Lynott unveiled today. Ffs who does these fucking things, Stevie Wonder?

A 91 tonne £4.1 million pound waste incinerator has gone missing from storage in Wigan. Dippers have excelled themselves this time, or are police looking for someone with a limp who allegedly broke his leg a few years ago? It took 11 lorries to take it to the storage facility btw

Some greedy yank has scoffed 76 hotdogs in 10 minutes and been called the most dominant athlete in his sport of all time. Only the Americans could come up with that ffs

The first murderer to be found guilty through dna is eligible for release by the parole board. This twat killed two young women and got someone to take a dna test for him to evade capture, he should never get out along with loads of other killers. This country is soft beyond belief

A new initiative of clapping the referee onto the pitch is being discussed to give them more respect in grass roots football.,with the idea of introducing it in the higher leagues. Fuck sake what a load of shit. They should earn respect by not being corrupt bent bastards. Rugby referees don't...

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