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Doku has nowhere near the goals tally of Raheem, and never will.

This second half has gone on longer than the DFS sale.

13 mins left to bake it.

Bad santa has more chance of scoring with his fuckstick than haaland at the moment.

Don't care how we win, just win FFS. My stink star is beating a modest counterpoint here!

We've had drop offs before- usually quickly forgotten by a tumult of success, and a shitload of goals. Despite our midfield frailties, we're still creating plenty of goal scoring opportunities. Time to get more clinical. I feel a backlash is incoming tonight. 4-0 city.

And they'll get a winner to compound our misery.

I've promised myself a beer every time city score today. It could be a dry shift.

I must admit, this is the first time I've gone for a city loss in the poll. I felt negative doing it, but I really think that despite pep's efforts to remain upbeat, and his dedication to winning every match, we just don't have the depth of squad to compete across all fronts this season. So...

Doc who? !!!!!!

Jesus tittie fuckin Christ, the body builder is quick. Eddie could possibly win this for us.

Fair play, Fulham haven’t come to park the bus, like most do, but we need to be quicker at the back. They look dangerous every time they break. Fast out the blocks second half, need some pace down the wings. Doku on for Grealish, but doubt that’ll happen until 80 mins.

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Just win, and in normal time. Should be plenty of motivation for this one- back-to-back domestic doubles, and keeping the rags out of Europe, being the biggest.

I think a lot of blues will require medicinal encouragement tonight.......Hic!

No scarf or city kit required for snatch day thread- just balls of steel. ;)

I try to be an eternal optimist, having witnessed 3-2 wins against QPR, and Villa. I'm not sure why my sphincter is beating a modest counterpoint right now. I put it down to the early brewdog sesh, and poor choice of piss- head munchies food. Come on you perennial champion blue boys!

Fuckin' 'ell- Gvardiell! ⚽️

We need more thunderbastard attempts. Pointless trying to walk it in the net with these fuckers.