kaz7
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papillon said:
You can't cuddle a spider
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You can't cuddle a spider
kaz7
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stony said:karen7 said:stony said:I've just been shouted at for making the bathroom smell. What does she expect shit to smell of ?
Mine smell of strawberries- ish
Mine absolutely fucking stink. It makes your eyes water.
Men's shit always does for some reason
karen7 said:papillon said:karen7 said:Get a cat,silva is catching them before they get near me
Or a cheaper option a spidey catcher gadget from amazon
I'd rather have spiders than a cat.
You can't cuddle a spider
I wouldn't trust cuddling a cat without it scratching an eyeball out. I'm more of a dog person in case you hadn't have guessed.
Paulpowersleftfoot
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stony said:Paulpowersleftfoot said:stony said:I've just been shouted at for making the bathroom smell. What does she expect shit to smell of ?
Blame her cooking
I do all the cooking, I found out very early in our relationship that if I wanted to eat properly and wanted my kids to eat properly, I'd do all the cooking myself.
She hasn't cooked a meal in over 20 years and the only time she did was when I worked away. Every time I came home I always noticed the kids were considerably thinner.
I do vast majority of the cooking as well
My mrs isn't interested enough in food to be a good cook
kaz7
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papillon said:karen7 said:papillon said:I'd rather have spiders than a cat.
You can't cuddle a spider
I wouldn't trust cuddling a cat without it scratching an eyeball out. I'm more of a dog person in case you hadn't have guessed.
I have never had a dog but i don't mind them
With a cat as soon as they start thumping their tail then back off and they won't go for you
karen7 said:papillon said:karen7 said:You can't cuddle a spider
I wouldn't trust cuddling a cat without it scratching an eyeball out. I'm more of a dog person in case you hadn't have guessed.
I have never had a dog but i don't mind them
With a cat as soon as they start thumping their tail then back off and they won't go for you
'Thumping their tail'. Is that a euphemism Kaz?
kaz7
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papillon said:karen7 said:papillon said:I wouldn't trust cuddling a cat without it scratching an eyeball out. I'm more of a dog person in case you hadn't have guessed.
I have never had a dog but i don't mind them
With a cat as soon as they start thumping their tail then back off and they won't go for you
'Thumping their tail'. Is that a euphemism Kaz?
Lol,if i had said humping it would have been :)
Cats will move their tail when being stroked or brushed but when they thump it down it's time to stop
Paulpowersleftfoot said:stony said:Paulpowersleftfoot said:Blame her cooking
I do all the cooking, I found out very early in our relationship that if I wanted to eat properly and wanted my kids to eat properly, I'd do all the cooking myself.
She hasn't cooked a meal in over 20 years and the only time she did was when I worked away. Every time I came home I always noticed the kids were considerably thinner.
I do vast majority of the cooking as well
My mrs isn't interested enough in food to be a good cook
My mrs could burn water. I knew what to expect the first time she offered to make me an English breakfast. Before she'd even got the bacon, sausage and mushrooms out of the fridge, she cracked a couple of eggs in the frying pan.
You know that sinking feeling you get ?
Paulpowersleftfoot
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stony said:Paulpowersleftfoot said:stony said:I do all the cooking, I found out very early in our relationship that if I wanted to eat properly and wanted my kids to eat properly, I'd do all the cooking myself.
She hasn't cooked a meal in over 20 years and the only time she did was when I worked away. Every time I came home I always noticed the kids were considerably thinner.
I do vast majority of the cooking as well
My mrs isn't interested enough in food to be a good cook
My mrs could burn water. I knew what to expect the first time she offered to make me an English breakfast. Before she'd even got the bacon, sausage and mushrooms out of the fridge, she cracked a couple of eggs in the frying pan.
You know that sinking feeling you get ?
I wondered if she was being shit on purpose at first
Chev Chelios
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Is this night out still on and when can't find the thread!