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stony said:
I hope you're all feeling fucking miserable. I've got a very squidgy tummy and I don't want anyone else to be enjoying themselves whilst I'm feeling like this.
When I'm feeling better I might make a contribution to the 'when was the last time you soiled yourself?' thread.

Fucking hell i had the shits before. Can ebola be transmitted over the internet?
 
rushts said:
stony said:
I hope you're all feeling fucking miserable. I've got a very squidgy tummy and I don't want anyone else to be enjoying themselves whilst I'm feeling like this.
When I'm feeling better I might make a contribution to the 'when was the last time you soiled yourself?' thread.

Fucking hell i had the shits before. Can ebola be transmitted over the internet?

That was my first thought. I must have caught it off the Ebola thread.


aguero93:20 said:
Whining only makes you feel worse Stony, get some charcoal and man up.

Everything I drink gurgles like fuck for about five minutes before being ejected at high speed out of my anus.
I daren't eat anything.
 
Haha stony serves you right can't remember any sympathy from you when I had it!! Although I did describe it in a much more lady like manner! - tummy bug - is all the description we need thank you :)
 
BlueBearBoots said:
Haha stony serves you right can't remember any sympathy from you when I had it!! Although I did describe it in a much more lady like manner! - tummy bug - is all the description we need thank you :)

Oh don't worry, once I'm feeling better I will go into a much more detailed and graphic description.

I can't believe you're being so heartless, I'm genuinely ill. I nearly shat my liver out earlier.
 
stony said:
rushts said:
stony said:
I hope you're all feeling fucking miserable. I've got a very squidgy tummy and I don't want anyone else to be enjoying themselves whilst I'm feeling like this.
When I'm feeling better I might make a contribution to the 'when was the last time you soiled yourself?' thread.

Fucking hell i had the shits before. Can ebola be transmitted over the internet?

That was my first thought. I must have caught it off the Ebola thread.


aguero93:20 said:
Whining only makes you feel worse Stony, get some charcoal and man up.

Everything I drink gurgles like fuck for about five minutes before being ejected at high speed out of my anus.
I daren't eat anything.

Charcoal Tablets/Biscuits won't mate, they'll settle any stomach.
 

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