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dronefromsector7g said:
God this is boring. Fucking cunts talk about something exciting.

A bird just flew into my lounge window.G ave it a right whack. I think it was a blackbird. Had a look out side and seen it shaking and twitching on the floor then it's legs just stopped moving. I watched the poor bastard die.

Has anybody else got any sad avian death related stories?
 
rushts said:
dronefromsector7g said:
God this is boring. Fucking cunts talk about something exciting.

A bird just flew into my lounge window.G ave it a right whack. I think it was a blackbird. Had a look out side and seen it shaking and twitching on the floor then it's legs just stopped moving. I watched the poor bastard die.

Has anybody else got any sad avian death related stories?

Saw a Seagull walk straight into a woodchipper before, messy shit.
 
aguero93:20 said:
rushts said:
dronefromsector7g said:
God this is boring. Fucking cunts talk about something exciting.

A bird just flew into my lounge window.G ave it a right whack. I think it was a blackbird. Had a look out side and seen it shaking and twitching on the floor then it's legs just stopped moving. I watched the poor bastard die.

Has anybody else got any sad avian death related stories?

Saw a Seagull walk straight into a woodchipper before, messy shit.
One less seagull mind, hate the things.
 
andyhinch said:
aguero93:20 said:
rushts said:
A bird just flew into my lounge window.G ave it a right whack. I think it was a blackbird. Had a look out side and seen it shaking and twitching on the floor then it's legs just stopped moving. I watched the poor bastard die.

Has anybody else got any sad avian death related stories?

Saw a Seagull walk straight into a woodchipper before, messy shit.
One less seagull mind, hate the things.
I got cautioned under wildlife protection law for shooting a few of them with an air rifle before, they'd nested on the roof and were attacking my dogs, had to keep them inside. Couldn't believe I got in trouble, they're not wildlife they're vermin.
 
aguero93:20 said:
andyhinch said:
aguero93:20 said:
Saw a Seagull walk straight into a woodchipper before, messy shit.
One less seagull mind, hate the things.
I got cautioned under wildlife protection law for shooting a few of them with an air rifle before, they'd nested on the roof and were attacking my dogs, had to keep them inside. Couldn't believe I got in trouble, they're not wildlife they're vermin.
And not protected, so not sure why you got a warning, kill the cunts.
 
andyhinch said:
aguero93:20 said:
andyhinch said:
One less seagull mind, hate the things.
I got cautioned under wildlife protection law for shooting a few of them with an air rifle before, they'd nested on the roof and were attacking my dogs, had to keep them inside. Couldn't believe I got in trouble, they're not wildlife they're vermin.
And not protected, so not sure why you got a warning, kill the cunts.

They are when you live in a fucking bird sanctuary/reserve, trying to make the point that the thing was hardly established with rats with wings seagulls in mind doesn't get you too far.
 
aguero93:20 said:
andyhinch said:
aguero93:20 said:
I got cautioned under wildlife protection law for shooting a few of them with an air rifle before, they'd nested on the roof and were attacking my dogs, had to keep them inside. Couldn't believe I got in trouble, they're not wildlife they're vermin.
And not protected, so not sure why you got a warning, kill the cunts.

They are when you live in a fucking bird sanctuary/reserve, trying to make the point that the thing was hardly established with rats with wings seagulls in mind doesn't get you too far.
I work on a lot of buildings where they nest, nasty bastards, kill them all.
 
Happy to report the passing of at least 4 consecutive dry farts. A couple more and I will have the confidence to do them in situ, rather than dashing to the toilet.
I'm on the mend.
 
andyhinch said:
aguero93:20 said:
andyhinch said:
And not protected, so not sure why you got a warning, kill the c**ts.

They are when you live in a fucking bird sanctuary/reserve, trying to make the point that the thing was hardly established with rats with wings seagulls in mind doesn't get you too far.
I work on a lot of buildings where they nest, nasty bastards, kill them all.

kill everything its all useless, especially guinea pigs
 

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