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[dronefromsector7g]

My tummy is definitely a bit squiffy again. I shall keep you all updated if I shit myself again.

You haven't started eating curry have you?

No! I had fish, chips and peas for tea and I've felt rough ever since. Looks like my hope of having a drink tonight is out of the window. I blame boots, she fucking jinxed me.

I ate the same.

Oh shit.

 

[DelToro]

My tummy is definitely a bit squiffy again. I shall keep you all updated if I shit myself again.

Pictures?

You'll have to make do with a mental image. When I woke up the other day I thought I was in the clear. Then the smell hit me, then I looked down and I was covered in what looked like badly applied fake tan. It wasn't pretty.

After that description we don't need a fucking picture.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Blimey long call what have I missed?

 

[stony]

Pictures?

You'll have to make do with a mental image. When I woke up the other day I thought I was in the clear. Then the smell hit me, then I looked down and I was covered in what looked like badly applied fake tan. It wasn't pretty.

After that description we don't need a fucking picture.

It was only a couple of wet farts. The equivalent of two table spoons of slurry, but its amazing how far it spreads.
It hadn't even soaked through to the mattress protector, probably because it was all on me. I looked like a fat Joey Essex without as many teeth, who'd entrusted David Blunkett do his spray tan.

 

[DelToro]

Blimey long call what have I missed?

Stony shitting himself.

 

[DelToro]

You'll have to make do with a mental image. When I woke up the other day I thought I was in the clear. Then the smell hit me, then I looked down and I was covered in what looked like badly applied fake tan. It wasn't pretty.

After that description we don't need a fucking picture.

It was only a couple of wet farts. The equivalent of two table spoons of slurry, but its amazing how far it spreads.
It hadn't even soaked through to the mattress protector, probably because it was all on me. I looked like a fat Joey Essex without as many teeth, who'd entrusted David Blunkett do his spray tan.

Ever thought of creative writing?

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Blimey long call what have I missed?

Stony shitting himself.

Hope he's suffering! How has this thread deviated from Silva's antics to stony's shits? Not good enough ppl!!!!

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Blimey long call what have I missed?

Stony shitting himself.

Hope he's suffering! How has this thread deviated from Silva's antics to stony's shits? Not good enough ppl!!!!

He should co write Pam's blogs

 

[DelToro]

Blimey long call what have I missed?

Stony shitting himself.

Hope he's suffering! How has this thread deviated from Silva's antics to stony's shits? Not good enough ppl!!!!

Don't know.

I'd only been gone for 30 mins.

 

[stony]

Blimey long call what have I missed?

Stony shitting himself.

Hope he's suffering! How has this thread deviated from Silva's antics to stony's shits? Not good enough ppl!!!!

You're a cruel woman. I said a prayer for you when you were poorly.