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BlueBearBoots said:
karen7 said:
worsleyweb said:
Toilet ceiling

You made it through the day then ? thought we had lost you to man flu lol


Lol he's being a brave little soldier


Dunno yet Kaz I'm gonna just see where the mood takes me :)

Do it before the game because i suspect your mood may not be good after lol
Let's see it whatever you do
 
karen7 said:
BlueBearBoots said:
karen7 said:
You made it through the day then ? thought we had lost you to man flu lol


Lol he's being a brave little soldier


Dunno yet Kaz I'm gonna just see where the mood takes me :)

Do it before the game because i suspect your mood may not be good after lol
Let's see it whatever you do


Will do


Who's drone fighting?
 
BlueBearBoots said:
karen7 said:
BlueBearBoots said:
Lol he's being a brave little soldier


Dunno yet Kaz I'm gonna just see where the mood takes me :)

Do it before the game because i suspect your mood may not be good after lol
Let's see it whatever you do


Will do


Who's drone fighting?

Don't know what he is up too

Silva had her flea stuff tonite and she is in a right strop
 
Why is it that when I have a shit, Mrs Stony goes mental at the smell and makes me spray Oust in every fucking room in the house. Yet when grandson No2 is dropping his guts and making the house smell like a Calcutta public convenience, she says "bless him, he's got a poorly tummy". He even tried blaming one of the worst ones on her and she still didn't say anything.
If I blame the kids she goes mental. I can't fucking win.
 
stony said:
Why is it that when I have a shit, Mrs Stony goes mental at the smell and makes me spray Oust in every fucking room in the house. Yet when grandson No2 is dropping his guts and making the house smell like a Calcutta public convenience, she says "bless him, he's got a poorly tummy". He even tried blaming one of the worst ones on her and she still didn't say anything.
If I blame the kids she goes mental. I can't fucking win.

Because you're still shitting in the kid's potty.
 
stony said:
Why is it that when I have a shit, Mrs Stony goes mental at the smell and makes me spray Oust in every fucking room in the house. Yet when grandson No2 is dropping his guts and making the house smell like a Calcutta public convenience, she says "bless him, he's got a poorly tummy". He even tried blaming one of the worst ones on her and she still didn't say anything.
If I blame the kids she goes mental. I can't fucking win.

Grandchildren can do no wrong!!! You men on the other hand should give out gas masks when you have used the toilet !
 
BlueBearBoots said:
stony said:
Why is it that when I have a shit, Mrs Stony goes mental at the smell and makes me spray Oust in every fucking room in the house. Yet when grandson No2 is dropping his guts and making the house smell like a Calcutta public convenience, she says "bless him, he's got a poorly tummy". He even tried blaming one of the worst ones on her and she still didn't say anything.
If I blame the kids she goes mental. I can't fucking win.

Grandchildren can do no wrong!!! You men on the other hand should give out gas masks when you have used the toilet !

You're not wrong there. Ours get away with everything.
 
I used to work with a right big fat bastard, i mean forklift fat. He told me that one day he was lay on his stomach when he did the longest, smelliest, wettest fart.

He then said that for the next few seconds he could feel a cold mist/vapour falling all over his back and arse from above.
 
rushts said:
I used to work with a right big fat bastard, i mean forklift fat. He told me that one day he was lay on his stomach when he did the longest, smelliest, wettest fart.

He then said that for the next few seconds he could feel a cold mist/vapour falling all over his back and arse from above.


That's absolutely gross!! And even worse that he told you about it!!!
 
rushts said:
I used to work with a right big fat bastard, i mean forklift fat. He told me that one day he was lay on his stomach when he did the longest, smelliest, wettest fart.

He then said that for the next few seconds he could feel a cold mist/vapour falling all over his back and arse from above.

That's beautiful. So romantic
 

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