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[aguero93:20]

Just call it Wayne Rooney and drown it.

It has more hair than that skanky arsed twat.
I'm going to raise Vincent the cat as a muslim.

9 more kitties with city names and we'll have a football team

I tried renaming the useless piece of shit the missus has Clichy a couple of times but she wasn't having it.

 

[kaz7]

It has more hair than that skanky arsed twat.
I'm going to raise Vincent the cat as a muslim.

9 more kitties with city names and we'll have a football team

I have an old fish with two bad eyes I can call Gael.

That'll do,he's in

 

[kaz7]

It has more hair than that skanky arsed twat.
I'm going to raise Vincent the cat as a muslim.

9 more kitties with city names and we'll have a football team

I tried renaming the useless piece of shit the missus has Clichy a couple of times but she wasn't having it.

At least you haven't drowned it or booted it off a bridge,i think you like it really

 

[aguero93:20]

9 more kitties with city names and we'll have a football team

I tried renaming the useless piece of shit the missus has Clichy a couple of times but she wasn't having it.

At least you haven't drowned it or booted it off a bridge,i think you like it really

No I like the missus, so I refrain from killing it.

 

[Celeste]

I'm doing a course on dementia, but have forgotten where I've put the notes. I think I need help!!

 

[papillon]

I'm doing a course on dementia, but have forgotten where I've put the notes. I think I need help!!

At least you remember you're doing the course. Every cloud etc.,

 

[DelToro]

I'm doing a course on dementia, but have forgotten where I've put the notes. I think I need help!!

Just typical of this coalition government.

It used to be the case that you could get dementia for free but now you have to pay for a course before you can have it.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

I'm doing a course on dementia, but have forgotten where I've put the notes. I think I need help!!

That sounds like one of mine! Or does it?

 

[kaz7]

I'm doing a course on dementia, but have forgotten where I've put the notes. I think I need help!!

Just typical of this coalition government.

It used to be the case that you could get dementia for free but now you have to pay for a course before you can have it.

It'a all Cameron's fault

Good luck on the course Celeste

 

[papillon]

I'm doing a course on dementia, but have forgotten where I've put the notes. I think I need help!!

That sounds like one of mine! Or does it?

Sounds fuck all like one of yours........it was funny!