Barcon
Well-Known Member
karen7 said:chabal said:dronefromsector7g said:Paul Edward Barker, aged 50ish. What's your address buddy?
*Plots identity theft*
If you want Barcon's identity try his diary;
Wake up.
Look at snow through window.
Put sunglasses on.
Suddenly remember City played 3 days ago - take glasses off, watch recording of match.
Moan about it on Blue Moon,
Look at snow though window.
Back on Blue Moon and give mum some grief.
Put sunglasses back on.
Eat Racoon for tea,
Go to bed.
Don't forget gets all soppy with his cat
Bellow the belt.