Seems like only moments ago I was in the main stand at the Britannia Stadium in Stoke with my brothers and other members of my family, when we scored our 5th goal whilst hearing Portsmouth had won, so we've just been relegated to Division III.
Then for some reason I blacked out, only to wake up to read this article in which this kid says, like so many other kids around the world, City are his 'dream team'? That's City, not that lot across town or Real Madrid or Barcelona? Lickle City, from Maine Road? Surely not?!
What's happened?! Have I missed something?! Has my blackout addled my brain? Is it another one of those episodes like whenever I step out of the shower? Has there been yet another rip in the space-time vortex again?!
The Red Cartel and those pesky Europeans won't be happy with that!
City, every little lad's 'dream team'?! Third Division City?! OUR City?! Get out of it..!!