‘Very specific traits’ of a City fan

[deano ou812]

Fake accent,
Fake tits no doubt and arse probably,
Eyelashes, nails, hair and the City top.
Fake as fuck, probably Ai.

Yeah but you’d still want to nail it ..

 

[MikeF]

Is that some kind of bot AI algorithm thingymejig?!

 

[threespires]

She can (if clever) earn enough short term to keep her financially sound for many years to come. Being "an internet sensation" is highly lucrative these days.
If I got my tits out, my covered bridge youtube viewing figures would go off the scale, but I prefer to keep my dignity rather than chase clicks and likes ;)

I had just presumed you did two versions of each video and the second was available through your Only Fans page, so I'm relieved to hear you've resisted that temptation.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I had just presumed you did two versions of each video and the second was available through your Only Fans page, so I'm relieved to hear you've resisted that temptation.

SSshhhhhh I keep my Only Fans page a secret ;)

 

[Bigga]

I wonder what other shirts she dons to garner followers?

 

[Newman Noggs]

She's probably bought 10 replica shirts and is doing a similar video wearing each one for each team and making a fortune on the clicks and likes. For her, most likely a decent career choice (short term obviously)

Her united and liverpool videos would be short. "If your man is a liverpool/united fan, he's a ****. Dump him".

 

[BimboBob]

What an annoying voice.

She's picked the wrong career choice.

Girlfriend.

 

[give it to gordon]

Load of bollocks

 

[urban genie]

• laughing at 3 nil down to shite oposition
• Calling a player a useless fucker and then a legend within 5 minutes
• Staying out for a beer win lose or draw.
• Having at least one curly watts pic on your phone
• at least once watched that swales "you know who we should have bought" clip
• having a hooped scalf with a maroon stripe in the white bar
• hating the rags above anyone else, even in modern fake rivalry days
• having been to platt lane at least once.
• knowing Lake was better than gazza

 

[roman totale]

Then
Skilled at avoiding stepping in dogshit
Being nervous until we’re at least 3 up
Being from Manchester

Now
Going home after 80 minutes

 

[GornikDaze]

Load of bollocks

Is she based in Bangkok?

 

[TinFoilHat]

SSshhhhhh I keep my Only Fans page a secret ;)

Do you show what's underneath those bridges?

 

[MillisleBlue]

Singing “boring boring Arsenal” at half-time when the Norf Landin c*nts were 4 - 0 up at our place many years ago.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Do you show what's underneath those bridges?

Yes! It gets a bit wet!

 

[horlock_was_super]

Fake accent,
Fake tits no doubt and arse probably,
Eyelashes, nails, hair and the City top.
Fake as fuck, probably Ai.

No way that shirt is from DH Gate

 

[horlock_was_super]

If your man is a City fan:

He eats chip barms and drinks vimpto.

 

[xmusampa]

Tits out Jackie has come on somewhat over the years !

 

[Barcon]

It won’t play for me but why does she have a face like a glazed doughnut?

 

[The Black Shed]

Not built for struggle? I switched off then.

 

[threespires]

It won’t play for me but why does she have a face like a glazed doughnut?

Because she probably only exists as a series of 1s and 0s in a data centre somewhere in either the US or China.