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song sounded fantastic on tv, brilliant.. You would think the wowwww would be tacky but it sounds excellent
It did indeed, love it :)song sounded fantastic on tv, brilliant.. You would think the wowwww would be tacky but it sounds excellent
The Frank Sidebottom remix!The simple solution to keep all our fans happy is to change the word drugs to Vimpto.
1894, I will be listening on Tuesday don't let me down.
Me neither...;)I asked chatgpt to make a chant for Haaland….
Here's a football chant for Erling Haaland:
Verse 1: He's big, he's bold, he's the goal-scoring machine, Erling Haaland, the greatest we've ever seen, He's got the skills, he's got the pace, He'll put the ball in any old place.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 2: He's got the power, he's got the drive, He'll take us to the top, we'll thrive, He's got the talent, he's got the flair, He'll score from anywhere, we swear.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 3: He's our Norwegian prince, our diamond in the rough, He'll score the goals when the going gets tough, He's the one we've been waiting for, Haaland's the one we all adore.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
I’m not sure it will catch on…
yeh, not gonna lie mate, that's absolutely dreadful.I asked chatgpt to make a chant for Haaland….
Here's a football chant for Erling Haaland:
Verse 1: He's big, he's bold, he's the goal-scoring machine, Erling Haaland, the greatest we've ever seen, He's got the skills, he's got the pace, He'll put the ball in any old place.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 2: He's got the power, he's got the drive, He'll take us to the top, we'll thrive, He's got the talent, he's got the flair, He'll score from anywhere, we swear.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 3: He's our Norwegian prince, our diamond in the rough, He'll score the goals when the going gets tough, He's the one we've been waiting for, Haaland's the one we all adore.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
I’m not sure it will catch on…
Oh I don't know.I asked chatgpt to make a chant for Haaland….
Here's a football chant for Erling Haaland:
Verse 1: He's big, he's bold, he's the goal-scoring machine, Erling Haaland, the greatest we've ever seen, He's got the skills, he's got the pace, He'll put the ball in any old place.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 2: He's got the power, he's got the drive, He'll take us to the top, we'll thrive, He's got the talent, he's got the flair, He'll score from anywhere, we swear.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 3: He's our Norwegian prince, our diamond in the rough, He'll score the goals when the going gets tough, He's the one we've been waiting for, Haaland's the one we all adore.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
I’m not sure it will catch on…
Stock Aitkin and Waterman have just rung Kylie.......... there still laughing half an hour later.I asked chatgpt to make a chant for Haaland….
Here's a football chant for Erling Haaland:
Verse 1: He's big, he's bold, he's the goal-scoring machine, Erling Haaland, the greatest we've ever seen, He's got the skills, he's got the pace, He'll put the ball in any old place.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 2: He's got the power, he's got the drive, He'll take us to the top, we'll thrive, He's got the talent, he's got the flair, He'll score from anywhere, we swear.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 3: He's our Norwegian prince, our diamond in the rough, He'll score the goals when the going gets tough, He's the one we've been waiting for, Haaland's the one we all adore.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
I’m not sure it will catch on…
Second attempt ….
Here are some lyrics to "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division, adapted for Erling Haaland:
Verse 1: When routine bites hard, and ambition runs low, And the fans feel the weight of expectation grow, We keep pushing forward, with our eyes on the prize, But with every goal we score, we can hear the heartbreak in their cries.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, your goals tear us apart, But we can't help loving you with all our heart, Haaland, Haaland, you're our superstar, And even though you may leave, you'll always be ours.
still a bit meh…

SimilarWhat is this Vimpto that you speak of?
Is it like Vimto?
in a bokkleSimilar
More Mancunian
What tune is this too (not that I'm endorsing it, just couldn't work it out)I asked chatgpt to make a chant for Haaland….
Here's a football chant for Erling Haaland:
Verse 1: He's big, he's bold, he's the goal-scoring machine, Erling Haaland, the greatest we've ever seen, He's got the skills, he's got the pace, He'll put the ball in any old place.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 2: He's got the power, he's got the drive, He'll take us to the top, we'll thrive, He's got the talent, he's got the flair, He'll score from anywhere, we swear.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 3: He's our Norwegian prince, our diamond in the rough, He'll score the goals when the going gets tough, He's the one we've been waiting for, Haaland's the one we all adore.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
I’m not sure it will catch on…
I just asked it for a chant….but in the second attempt asked it for a song to the tune of Love will tear us apart….which was slightly better but not muchWhat tune is this too (not that I'm endorsing it, just couldn't work it out)
Mate this is hilariously bad! Props for the effort though! If you get it going il try and join in lol you might have to print lyric sheets out!!I asked chatgpt to make a chant for Haaland….
Here's a football chant for Erling Haaland:
Verse 1: He's big, he's bold, he's the goal-scoring machine, Erling Haaland, the greatest we've ever seen, He's got the skills, he's got the pace, He'll put the ball in any old place.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 2: He's got the power, he's got the drive, He'll take us to the top, we'll thrive, He's got the talent, he's got the flair, He'll score from anywhere, we swear.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 3: He's our Norwegian prince, our diamond in the rough, He'll score the goals when the going gets tough, He's the one we've been waiting for, Haaland's the one we all adore.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
I’m not sure it will catch on…
Haha that's pretty good for an ai.I asked chatgpt to make a chant for Haaland….
Here's a football chant for Erling Haaland:
Verse 1: He's big, he's bold, he's the goal-scoring machine, Erling Haaland, the greatest we've ever seen, He's got the skills, he's got the pace, He'll put the ball in any old place.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 2: He's got the power, he's got the drive, He'll take us to the top, we'll thrive, He's got the talent, he's got the flair, He'll score from anywhere, we swear.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 3: He's our Norwegian prince, our diamond in the rough, He'll score the goals when the going gets tough, He's the one we've been waiting for, Haaland's the one we all adore.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
I’m not sure it will catch on…