Gogootz
Well-Known Member
we're losing 2-1 in the third minute out 7 minutes injury time and the scum have a corner. Instead of sitting back and waiting for the extra time they decide to try win the game now and push all of their players forward. The corner is whipped in by Giggs, a mass of bodies in the middle of the box rise but Kompany is the highest and heads the ball back towards the right byline to sweeps feet, on the counter he runs as fast as he can to the other end of the pitch. Evra chases and catches up - he puts in nasty niggling kicks on shauny but he holds ground - Evra swings his foot to try take him out, Shauny dodges and Evra kicks the floor BREAKING his foot. He hits the ground rolling around in agony (serves him right... the DIRTY BASTARD). Adebayour has run upfield to support Sweep, he plays the ball towards him but it takes a deflection off Evans and ricochets towards the centre circle Nige and Fletcher are the closest players to the ball - 50/50 they both run towards it - Fletcher becomes more interested in stopping Nige from getting to the ball than actually winning it and sticks his leg out cynically, Nige just runs through it SNAPPING it like it was a piece of Scottish Shortbread. The scream is heard in the upper echelons of the swamp, the ref waves play on "Fletcher didn't even look to play the ball" Andy GrAY is saying, De Jong plays the ball into Bellamys path who has been waiting on the left wing, he burns the chuckle all the way to left side corner flag, chuckle trips over his own legs and cracks his face on the floor breaking all of his rat like teeth. With time to pick out his cross Bellers puts in an inch perfect ball right for Ade. Wio goes up against him to try win the ball, but his back goes in the air and he falls back down to the floor, crying, leaving Ade free to unleash the most powerful header ever seen (think Shaolin Socccer if youve ever seen it) right in Van Der Saars face, it takes his head clean off but the resistance stops the balls motion and it lands by the goal line leaving Tevez to come and put his laces through as hard as he can. 2-2! (4-3 agg) The tie is well beyond them now.
Fergie goes mental and is screaming at the 4th official. With such force his heart explodes and he keels over and dies right there, by the edge of the pitch. The sun breaks through the clouds, and Old Trafford breaks up into dust and is then carried away by the gentle winds now blowing upon the scene, all the mindless rag drones who were all baying for blood moments earlier look upon each other with a clarity like it was the first time they have ever truly seen with their own eyes, they are no longer brainwashed anymore, they take off their united shirts and throw them to the ground. The curse has now been lifted, and all peace is restored upon the world.
Fergie goes mental and is screaming at the 4th official. With such force his heart explodes and he keels over and dies right there, by the edge of the pitch. The sun breaks through the clouds, and Old Trafford breaks up into dust and is then carried away by the gentle winds now blowing upon the scene, all the mindless rag drones who were all baying for blood moments earlier look upon each other with a clarity like it was the first time they have ever truly seen with their own eyes, they are no longer brainwashed anymore, they take off their united shirts and throw them to the ground. The curse has now been lifted, and all peace is restored upon the world.