THE EVILS OF GINGER
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Friends, I have come to the conclusion that people with Ginger hair are really agents of Satan.
Being Ginger is an abomination and people who choose to have Red Hair truly are God Mockers.
*It's a well known fact that Gingers cannot stand bright sunlight.
*Most Gingers have a profusion of marks over their deathly white skin.
*A race of Gingers resides in Ireland. A place famous for It's Cattlick inbreeding.
*95% of all Goths are actually Ginger. you can tell this without a doubt when the black dye they use on their hair washes out and they are left with a Ginger Halo.
*Gingers throw hissy fits. It's a well known fact that Gingers are temperimental and go into a demented state of violence at the slightest provocation.
*Gingers are also called "Carrot Tops". This is obviously caused by a mental deficiency caused by being retarded.
*The word Ginger is in fact an anagram of a very racist word. We at Landover do not approve of racist intolerance.
A simple search of the Internet reveled the following facts about Gingers (commonly known as "those with Gingervitis"):
324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.
10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.
30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives.
20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.
80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.
20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.
95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:
Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
Sharing food
Intercourse
Sharing blood
Kissing the opposite sex.
Having Friends.
It begs the question, "are Gingers Goth Vampires or just plain retardeds?"
