100 reasons Russell Brand's a cock. No.1

[bammy blue]

its about time the fucker returns to the old smack and does a winehouse, take that **** docherty with him to.........

 

[Colliahhh]

He split up with Katy Perry.

 

[chappy190]

he's not even original, models himself on jack Sparrow .Whats he going to do when pirates go out of fashion ? model himself on captain Birdseye

 

[ctidcarl]

He's a grade "A" twat of the highest order.

Shit hair, shit dress sense and is about as funny as standing in dogshit.

If I never heard his name, or never saw his annoying face again, I would be happy.

 

[pauldominic]

He's married to Jo Brand

 

[Bibinho]

Has none of you seen get him to the greek? One of the funniest films iv ever seen

 

[Aguero_Element]

If u don't like him don't watch him , let him live his life!

 

[oakiecokie]

Is that not swearing in a thread title?

Cock isn't really swearing, it would be a pretty harsh work filter that didn't allow that.

Oakie Dokie.

Oi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck off,don`t use my name in vain !!! ;)

 

[rickmcfc]

One of the unfunniest cunts I've ever seen. Plus he looks like an extra from Pirates Of The Caribbean.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

He's mates with Jonathan Ross, which in itself makes anyone a cock. And he picked on Manuel from Fawlty Towers, a national treasure who did nothing to deserve that humiliation from a bell end like Brand