13 years ago today....

Hardly dark days, we had just won the FL and were doing well in the PL.

The early 90's onwards were just one long dark age for me. The club in perpetual chaos and the Rags filling their boots season after season.
 
On derby day the scores were level
Until the Goat was fed by Neville
Silly boy should no for sure
Feed the Goat and he will score
 
At that match a guy sitting near me got on his mobile at half-time and was telling his mate about the goals, and it made me laugh - he said "Goater's shot was spilled by Donald f***ing Pleasence, and Anelka had a tap-in". He did indeed look like Donald Pleasence - all he needed was a white cat on his lap and he was a dead ringer for Blofeld (which Bond film was it?).
 
I will never forget that Ratboy ran on to the pitch, chest puffed out, and all the way up to the Kippax as if to say 'I'm here and we are going to stuff you lot today'! I'm off to Youtube to see if I can find it.

The rest is history.

Before the game Schmeichel offered him a handshake in the tunnel and when he saw who it was he jumped and looked the other way. When the teams came out he ran towards the North Stand like his shorts were on fire while van Nistelrooy just jogged past the stand staring at the City fans as if he wanted to take them all on. When Solskjaer equalised he sprinted the full length of the field like a man in dire need of an Immodium tablet but it all ended so well. City won 3-1, ratboy fed the Goat and his uglier brother got subsituted.
 
Before the game Schmeichel offered him a handshake in the tunnel and when he saw who it was he jumped and looked the other way. When the teams came out he ran towards the North Stand like his shorts were on fire while van Nistelrooy just jogged past the stand staring at the City fans as if he wanted to take them all on. When Solskjaer equalised he sprinted the full length of the field like a man in dire need of an Immodium tablet but it all ended so well. City won 3-1, ratboy fed the Goat and his uglier brother got subsituted.

I forgot about the Smichael business! The great thing is that blues will remind him of the day he fed The Goat forever!
 
if there was one player who I hated in the city shirt it was that fuckin gobshite schmeichel.
everytime I watched us and he played I always called him a rag twat.
hated the prick playing for us, absolutely detested him.
 

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