For some reason, I just tried to write him a song, to the tune of that pretty mental Bacary Sagna chant from a few years back. I genuinely think it's not bad ha.
Rodri's magic, we couldn't love him more
Cos when he scores, he's Adebayorrr
He's big, he's bold, and he drives a corsa
He's our fucking midfield enforcer...
Sorry ha.